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Basketball Dunk

We at College Basketball Times have decided to take our somewhat successful Domination Rankings concept (ranking together all categories: women, men, wheelchair, D1, D2, D3, NAIA, JUCO . . . .) and apply it to just D1 Men. Uh Dave, doesn't that seem to completely contrary to the purpose of the Domination Rankings and CBT's non-profit mission of equality? Well, we also decided to add a brand new purpose to our mission - providing something our readers actually ask for. So you ask, and you shall receive. Though odds are that you didn't ask, but I assure you others did. I think. 


Anyway, these rankings are NOT our assertion as to who the best team is. Instead they should let you know who the most dominant teams have been so far (based on record, average margin of victory [AMOV], and a super secret strength of schedule formula)  Make sense? Uh, not really Dave. Then take a look below and I think you'll get it. And you might even get a few laughs. You mean the rankings are a joke, Dave? No, not at all. I did, however, provide some hopefully humorous comments, as did other comedians and humor writers. Though if you feel compelled to laugh at the rankings, that works for me too. 


Sincerely,

Dave Barend - Grand Poobah

Domination Rankings for 

NCAA Tournament Field

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#1
Purdue Boilermakers

29-4

AMOV 13.24

10 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away.

Beat 5 Loss Samford & 7L Gonzaga, 8L Tenn, AZ Illinois (twice, once @), Morehead, 9L Marquette, 11L Alabama, NW 

NCAA Seed: 1

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#2
UConn
Huskies

31-3

AMOV 17.06

6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses.

1 away.

Beat 7 Loss UNC, Gonzaga, 9L Marquette (three times, once @), Creighton

NCAA Seed: 1

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#3
Houston Cougars

28-3

AMOV 16.06 

8 wins over teams with less than 12 losses.

2 away.

Beat 7 loss Dayton, Iowa St, 10L @ BYU, @Baylor, Texas Tech (twice), KU, 11L Montana, TA&M Corpus Christi

NCAA Seed: 1

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#4
McNeese Cowboys

30-3

AMOV 18.91

4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away.

Beat 11 loss Texas A&M Corpus Christi (twice, once @), @UAB, Tennessee-Martin

NCAA Seed: 12

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28-6

AMOV 9.97

6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away.

Beat 6L Indiana St (twice), 7L Nevada, 10L Akron, 11L Bradley (three times, once @)

NCAA Seed: 10

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#6
Utah State Aggies

27-6

AMOV 9.52

8 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away.

Beat 9L UC-Irvine, NM, 10L Boise St (twice, once @), San Diego St, Colo St, Akron, San Fran

NCAA Seed: 8

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#7
Grand Canyon Lopes

29-4

AMOV 12.88

4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. None away.

Beat 9 Loss Tarleton 10L San Fran, San Diego St. L La-Tech

NCAA Seed: 12

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#8
St. Mary's Gaels

26-7

AMOV 15.52 

6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses.

3 away

Beat 7L Gonzaga (twice, once @), 9L New Mexico, 10L @Colorado State, San Fran (twice, once @)

NCAA Seed: 5

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#9
James Madison Dukes

31-3

AMOV 15.18

1 win over a team with less than 12 losses. None away: 

Beat 10L Akron

NCAAA Seed: 12

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#10
Iowa State Cyclones

27-7

AMOV 14.26

6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. None away.

Beat 4L Houston (twice), 10L KU, Texas Tech, BYU, Baylor

NCAA Seed: 2

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11. NEW MEXICO LOBOS | 26-9- AMOV 11.20 - 976.70 10 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat 6L Utah St & 7L Nevada (twice, once @), 9L UC-Irvine, 10L SD ST (twice)., La-Tech, Colo St. (twice), Boise St NCAA Seed: 11 12. GONZAGA BULLDOGS - 25-7 | AMOV 15.91 - 973.41 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 2 away. Beat 7L @ St. Mary’s, 8L Yale 9L @Kentucky, 10L San Fran (three times, once @) NCAA Seed: 5 13. NORTH CAROLINA TAR HEELS | 27-7 - AMOV 11.24 -972.24 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 3 away. Beat 8L Duke (twice, once @), 9L Tenn, 10L UVA, 11 L @Pitt, @Clemson NCAA Seed: 1 14. SAMFORD BULLDOGS | 29-5 AMOV 12.03 - 971.53 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 2 away. Beat 10L Western Carolina (twice, once @), 11L UNC-Greensboro (twice, once @) NCAA Seed: 13 15. VEROMNT CATAMOUNTS | 28-6 AMOV 9.35 - 968.35 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away Beat 7L Charleston, 9L Yale, 10L Lowell, (three times, once @) NCAA Seed: 13 16. TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS | 24-8 - AMOV 11.59 - 966.09 8 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 2 away Beat 7L South Carolina, Auburn, 8L Illinois, 9L Tarleton, @UK, 11 L Alabama (twice, once @), FLA, NCAA Seed: 2 17. SAN DIEGO STATE AZTECS | 24-10 AMOV 8.03 - 960.03 9 wins over team with less than 12 losses. 1 away Beat 6L Utah State (twice), 7L Nevada, @Gonzaga, St. Mary's, 9L Irvine, NM 10L Colo St, 11L UC-SD NCAA Seed: 5 18. SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS | 26-7 -AMOV 5.06 - 943.06 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat 4L Grand Canyon, 8L @Tenn, 9L Kentucky, 11L Florida NCAA Seed: 6 19. ARIZONA WILDCATS | 25-8 - AMOV 15.70 - 940.70 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 3 away. Beat 8L @Duke, 10L Colorado (twice, once @), 11L Ala, Oregon (twice, once @) NCAA Seed:2 20. AUBURN TIGERS | 27-7 - AMOV 15.29 - 938.79 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. None away. Beat 7L South Carolina (twice), 11L Alabama, Florida NCAA Seed: 4

21. NEVADA WOLF PACK | 26-7 - AMOV 9.36 - 934.86 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat 6L Utah State, 10L San Diego St, Colorado St (twice, once @) 11L Montana NCAA Seed: 10 22. BOISE STATE BRONCOS | 22-10 - AMOV 8.28 - 934.28 8 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 3 away. Beat 7L@ Nevada, St. Mary’s 9L New Mexico (twice, once @) 10L SD State (Twice, once @), Colo St., San Fran NCAA Seed: 10 23. YALE BULLDOGS | 22-9 - AMOV 8.55 - 929.55 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat 4L Princeton, 7L Cornell (twice) 9L Colgate, @Quinnipiac, NCAA Seed: 13 24. FLORIDA ATLANTIC OWLS | 25-8 - AMOV 9.27 - 929.27 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 7L Charleston, 8L AZ 9L @Loyola-Chicago 10L Memphis, 11L UAB NCAA Seed: 8 25. COLORADO STATE RAMS | 24-10 - AMOV 8.00 - 922.50 8 wins over team with less than 11 losses. 0 away. 6L Utah State, 7L Nevada, 9L Creighton, New Mexico, 10L Louisiana Tech, Colorado, Boise St, SD St., NCAA Seed: 10 26. KANSAS JAYHAWKS | 22-10 AMOV 6.56 - 920.06 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 3L UConn, 4L Houston 8L Tenn, 9L UK, Yale 10L Baylor NCAA Seed: 4 27. ILLINOIS FIGHTING ILLINI | 26-8 - AMOV 10.62 - 918.62 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 8L FAU, 9L Colgate, 10L Nebraska (twice), 11L Northwestern NCAA Seed: 3 28. WASHINGTON STATE COUGARS | 24-9 - AMOV 7.42 - 914.42 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 2 away Beat 8L Arizona (twice, once @), 10L Boise St, Colorado, 11L EWash, @Oregon NCAA Seed: 7 29. CREIGHTON BLUE JAYS | 23-9 - AMOV 10.81 - 912.31 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away Beat 3L UConn, 9L Marquette, Loyola-Chicago, 10L Nebraska 11L Alabama, NCAA Seed: 3 30. KENTUCKY WILDCATS | 23-9 - AMOV 9.75 - 911.25 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 awa Beat 7L UNC, Auburn, 8L @Tenn, 11L Alabama, Fla, NCAA Seed: 3

31.BAYLOR BEARS | 23-10 - AMOV 9.33 - 910.83 7 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 7L Cornell, Iowa St, Auburn 10L BYU, KU, Texas Tech, 11 L Florida NCAA Seed: 3 32. DAYTON FLYERS | 24-7 - AMOV 9.00 - 905.45 3 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 10L Youngstown St., 11L UMass, Oakland NCAA Seed: 7 33. DUKE BLUE DEVILS | 24-8 AMOV 12.41 - 904.41 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away Beat 10L Baylor, UVA, 11L Clemson, @Pitt NCAA Seed: 4 34. ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE | 21-11 - AMOV 9.69 - 885.19 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 6L Indiana St., 7L S Carolina, Auburn, 8L Morehead, 11L Fla, Oregon NCAA Seed:4 35. MARQUETTE GOLDEN EAGLES | 25-9 - AMOV 9.39 - 883.59 3 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat 8L @Illinois, 9L Creighton, 10L KU NCAA Seed: 2 36. COLORADO BUFFALOS | 24-10 - AMOV 8.12 - 882.12 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat: 9L Richmond, Wash St (twice), 11L Oregon (twice, once @) NCAA Seed: 10 37. CLEMSON TIGERS | 21-11- AMOV 6.09 - 881.50 7 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 2 away. Beat: 7L South Carolina, UNC, 10L Boise St, 11L UAB, @Alabama, Pitt (Twice, once @) NCAA Seed: 6 38. CHARLESTON COUGARS | 27-7 AMOV 8.09 - 881.44 0 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. NCAA Seed: 13 39. FLORIDA GATORS | 24-11 - AMOV 6.60 - 881.10 7 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. 7L Auburn, 9L Richmond, @Kentucky, Quinnipiac, 11L Pitt, Alabama (twice) NCAA Seed: 7 40. MOREHEAD GOLDEN EAGLES | 26-8 - AMOV 12.68 - 880.68 2 wins over an 11 loss team. Once away. Beat 11L UT-Martin (twice) NCAA Seed: 14

41. BYU COUGARS | 23-10- AMOV 11.94 - 875.94 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away Beat 7L Iowa St, 10L San Diego St, Baylor, @KU NCAA Seed: 6 42. COLGATE RAIDERS | 25-9 - AMOV 8.26 - 865.76 1 win over a team with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat: 6L @Vermont NCAA Seed: 14 43. TEXAS TECH RAIDERS | 23-10 AMOV 6.24 - 865.24 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses Beat 10L BYU (twice), KU, Baylor, 11L TexasAM Corpus Christi NCAA Seed: 6 44. UAB BLAZERS | 23-11 - AMOV 2.59 - 864.09 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses Best: 6L Drake, 7L USF, (twice) 8L FAU NCAA Seed: 12 45. NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS | 21-11 - AMOV 4.69 - 862.69 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses 4L Purdue, 7L Dayton, 8L Illinois, 10L Nebraska NCAA Seed: 9 46. NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS | 23-10 - AMOV 7.48 - 861.48 3 wins over teams with less than 12 loses Beat: 4L Purdue, 10L Northwestern, 11L Duquesne NCAA Seed: 8 47. DUQUESNE DUKES | 24-11 - AMOV - 4.74 - 851.7 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. 7L Charleston, Dayton, 9L UC Irvine 11L Bradley NCAA Seed: 11 48. VIRGINIA CAVALIERS | 23-10 - AMOV 4.00 - 848 3 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away Beat: 9L Tarleton, 11L Florida, @Clemson NCAA Seed: 10 49.OREGON DUCKS | 23-11 - AMOV 3.47 - 844.97 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. 8L Arizona, 9L @ Washington St., 10L Colorado, 11L Montana NCAA Seed: 11 50. MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS | 21-13 - AMOV 5.71 - 836.21 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses Beat 7L Washington St., Auburn, 8L Tennessee (twice) 11L UT-Martin, Northwestern, NCAA Seed: 8

51. WISCONSIN BADGERS | 22-13 - AMOV - 5.11 - 828.61 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat: 4L Purdue, 9L Marquette, 10L UVA, Nebraska, 11L Northwestern (twice) NCAA Seed: 5 52. TCU HORNED FROGS | 21-12 - AMOV 8.00 - 828.50 3 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 4L Houston, 10L @Baylor, Texas Tech NCAA Seed: 9 53. AKRON ZIPS | 24-10 - AMOV 8.18 - 827.68 1 win over a team with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat; 11L Bradley NCAA Seed:14 54. TEXAS LONGHORNS | 20-12 - AMOV 6.67 - 824.16 4 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. 7L Baylor, 10L @Texas Tech, 11L Texas A&M CC, UNC-Greensboro NCAA Seed: 7 55. OAKLAND GRIZZLIES | 23-11 - AMOV 3.50 - 820 2 wins over a team with les than 12 losses. 1 away Beat: 10L Youngstown (twice, once@) NCAA Seed: 14 56. WESTERN KENTUCKY HILLTOPPERS | 22-11 - AMOV 6.53 - 812.52 1 win over a team with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Best: 10L @ Louisiana Tech NCAA Seed: 15 57. NC STATE WOLFPACK | 22-14 - AMOV 3.67 - 807.17 6 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat 7L UNC, 8L Duke, 10L UVA (twice), 11L Tennessee-Martin, @Clemso NCAA Seed: 11 58. TEXAS A&M AGGIES | 20-14 - AMOV 3.97 - 798.97 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat: 7L Iowa State, 8L Tennessee, 9L Kentucky (twice), 11L Florida NCAA Seed: 9 59. LONGWOOD LANCERS | 21-13 - AMOV 7.62 - 788.12 2 wins over a less than 12 loss team. 0 away 8L High Point (twice) NCAA Seed: 16 60. MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS | 19-14 - AMOV 7.18 - 786.68 5 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. 6L Indiana St, 8L Illinois, 10L Baylor, 11L Oakland, Northwestern NCAA Seed: 9 61. SOUTH DAKOTA JACK RABBITS | 22-12 - AMOV 5.94 - 776.94 0 wins over teams with less than 12 losses NCAA Seed: 15 62. STETSON HATTERS | 22-12 — AMOV 2.62 - 775.71 0 wins against teams with less than 12 losses NCAA Seed: 16 63. ST. PETER'S PEACOCKS | 19-13 - AMOV 1.91 - 763.91 Beat 9L Quinnipiac NCAA Seed: 15 64. LONG BEACH ST. SHARKS | 21-14 - AMOV 2.03 - 750.03 2 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 10L UC Irvine, 11L UC San Diego NCAA Seed: 15 65. GRAMBLING TIGERS | 20-14 - AMOV -1.44 - 728.56 0 wins over teams with 12 or less losses NCAA Seed: 16 66. WAGNER SEAHAWKS | 16-15 AMOV 1.45 - 721.95 1 win over a team with less than 12 losses. 1 away. Beat: 11L @Central Connecticut NCAA Seed: 16 67. HOWARD BISON | 18-16 - AMOV 0.76 - 697.26 1 win over a team with less than 12 losses Beat: 11L Norfolk State NCAA Seed: 16 68. MONTANA STATE BOBCATS | 17-17 - AMOV 1.06 - 684.56 2 wins over teams with less than 12 losses. 0 away. Beat 11L Eastern Washington, Montana NCAA Seed: 16

Others Receiving Humor

All jokes have been provided by real comedians and mostly real humor writers for their alma maters.

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Illinois Fighting Illini
Men's NCAA D1

The Illini won the Big Ten Conference Tournament on Sunday against Wisconsin. The Badgers gave up 93 points to Illinois but hung in the game due to the scoring of AJ Storr, who led the team with 24 points, and the energetic play of point guard Chucky Hepburn, who scored 20 points and added 5 assists, 5 rebounds, and 3 steals. After the game, Storr received praise from his coach, and Hepburn received a call from Kid of the 90's hip hop duo Kid 'n Play asking if he could get his hairdo back. - Mike Hurley

Penn State Nittany Lions
Men's NCAA D1

Good news! Penn State’s run in the B1G Tournament started with a first round 66-57 win against Michigan. Bad news! Penn State's run in the B1G Tournament ended with a second round 61-59 last second loss to Indiana. Good News! Penn State fans will not have to be conflicted about whether to think with their head or with their heart when they fill out their brackets, since the Nittany Lions will not be dancing in March, having finished with a 16-17 record. Bad News! They didn’t get into the NIT or CBI tournaments either, so all roads end here. Literally. Well, not really literally, since there are some roads that end somewhere else. But you get the idea. - Michael Dinga Class of ‘86

Providence Friars
Men's NCAA D1

Providence didn't make the tournament, as predicted. More concerning is that Seton Hall didn't and a team like UVA did, and set the world on fire with 14 pts in the first half last night against a team that I was not aware was a school. Providence played BC in the NIT...which I did not watch because at this point it might as well be as relevant as the Pro Bowl or NHL All-Star game. And if you are St. John's... it is really tough to argue you should be in the tournament because you played a lot of ranked teams out of conference IF YOU DON'T BEAT ANY OF THEM...moral of the story, don't play any ranked teams. To quote Homer (Jay Simpson), "Son, you tried your best and you failed. Moral of the story? Never try.” - Mike Rusconi

St. John's Red Storm
Men's NCAA D1

Well despite have a NET of 32 and a KEN POM of 28 , winning 6 of their last 7 while scoring nearly 90 points a game , the St John’s Red Storm were left out of the field of 68. But hey, I get it…I’m sure the dozens of fans that watched UVA score 42 points vs the power house of Colorado State last night were glued to their tube televisions. - Brendan Angelini

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Vermont Catamounts
Men's NCAA D1

Duke used to be known as Trinity College. Vermont bought the former campus of Trinity College in Vermont and now calls it Trinity campus. What does this mean? Jack Shit. - Clayton Trutor

Yes, the below school is not D1, but the joke is funny:

 

Bentley Men's Hoop lost its final game of the season to Southern CT college. Then it lost to them again in the conference quarterfinals.  They say it's hard to beat the same team twice.  Apparently it's easy to lose to the same twice however. - Paul Nardizzi

And as evidence we have not abandoned our mission of equality:

Bentley Falcons - Women’s NCAA D2 - The women closed out their season with an NCAA tournament loss to Jefferson. I'm not sure if Jefferson is named after the president or the sitcom character during the All in the Family era. I'm guessing it's the latter since Bentley got taken to the cleaners 68-50.  If you don't get that joke you're either too young, don't own a television, or just don't get sarcasm. - Paul Nardizzi

Others Receiving Praise

Kenneth Massey - Without Kenneth's statistical assistance Dave would be spending another 25 hours putting this together. Please check out masseyratings.com. It's amazing.

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