THE DOMINATION RANKINGS

Definition of Domination Rankings: the ranking of all categories of college basketball - women, men, wheelchair, D1, D2, D3, NAIA, JUCO . . . - together (based on record, average margin of victory [AMOV], and a super secret formula) by the arguably insane folks at College Basketball Times as part of our non-profit mission of equality. Make sense? Uh, not really Dave. Then take a look below and I think you'll get it. And you might even get a few laughs. You mean the rankings are a joke, Dave? No, not at all. I did, however, provide some hopefully humorous comments. Though if you feel compelled to laugh at the rankings, well, that works for me too.

Sincerely,

Dave Barend - Grand Poobah

www.CollegeBasketballTimes.com

4/7/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 31-0, AMOV:37.29

Assistant coach Annie Barrett was named to the WBCA's "Thirty Under 30". She's kind of downplaying it. But that will surely change once she's over 30.

2.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 34-1 - AMOV: 39.93

I just read that they have now won "three national championships." Well, which three nations?

3.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 19-0, AMOV:26.47

They are currently the most dominant men's team in all of college hoops. If I ever had the title as "most dominant" I'm pretty sure I would have used it in a pick-up line. And I pretty sure I would have had a drink thrown in my face.

4. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 31-1, AMOV:35.44

According to Wikipedia, people often confuse College of the Sequoias with College of the Redwoods. I can see that. Because Sequoias sounds a lot like Redwoods.

5.Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 12-0, AMOV:23.94

Despite their undefeated season, they did not get to go to the Manager Games tournament. They had to stay home. In Santa Clara, California. Yeah, I don't feel all that bad for them.

6.Syracuse Orange (W-NCBBA-Club) - 12-0 - AMOV:22.98

"In Da Club":

If they win it all in da club

They'll get a bottle full of bub

And the trophy will get rubbed

7.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 35-1 - AMOV:27.13

At the end of the tournament Cohnej Gonzalez was named "Best Small Man" despite vigorous protestations by his girlfriend

8. Louisville Cardinals (M-Manger Games) - 10-0 - AMOV:17.00

They are the champs of the Manager Games tournament. To be clear this was a basketball tournament for managers, not a tournament of manager games. Though I'd love to see a tournament of manager games like (1) how long you can hold water next to someone's shoulder without spilling, (2) who can set up chairs at a timeout the quickest, and (3) best post slam dunk reaction.

9.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -31-1, AMOV:28.61

They were truly quite good despite not having a center. I think that makes them college basketball's version of Dunkin Donuts.

10City College of San Francisco Rams (M-CCCAA) - 32-1, AMOV:24.45

The Rams are the 3C2A champs. An article on their website labeled the final game against Fullerton "a battle for points." Apparently in their other games points didn't matter.

11Nova Southeastern Sharks (M-NCAA D2) 36-1, AMOV:22.38

After leading the Sharks to the D2 title, coach Jim Crutchfield was named Coach of the Year. He seemed quite surprised. I guess he didn't think he'd need to coach the rest of the year.

12.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 34-1, AMOV:22.97

13UCLA Bruins (M-NCBBA)-17-1, AMOV:30.61

14Algonquin Wolves (W-CCAA) 17-1, AMOV: 29.44

15.UMass Minutewomen - (W-NCBBA-Club) -14-1, AMOV:29.67

16Mohawk Valley Hawks (M-NJCAA D2) 29-1, AMOV:20.67

17.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 28-1, AMOV: 21.10

18Victoria Vikes (M-USports) - 30-1, AMOV:18.26

19Bowdoin Polar Bears (W-NCAA D3)-29-1 - AMOV:18.10

20Kirkwood Eagles (W-NJCAA-D2)-33-2, AMOV:35/03

21.Central Maine C.C. Mustangs (W-USCAA D2) - 26-1 - AMOV:39.16

22CCBC ESSEX Knights(W-NJCAA-D2) - 30-2 - AMOV:35.31

23Grand Valley State (W-NCAA-D2) - 38-2 - AMOV:30.32

24Boston College Eagles (W-NCBBA-Club) 14-1, AMOV:20.53

25Scranton Royals - (W-NCAA D3) -29-2, AMOV:35.01

26.Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 33-2, AMOV:29.70

3/24/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 31-0, AMOV:37.29

After winning a 2nd consecutive D3 championship, NYU's coach said, "They take pride in how they represent the NYU uniform everyday." To which the team responded, "What do you mean everyday?! The season's over!. Come on Coach, gives us at least a week off!"

2.UMass Minutewomen - (W-NCBBA-Club) -12-0, AMOV:31.16

Women's basketball used to have players assigned to offense or defense. That likely changed when someone on UMass saw her name on a roster next to "D UMass."

3.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 34-1 - AMOV: 39.93

After draining 6 three-pointers in the championship game, Layla Scott had the other team on their knees. I believe she previously did the same thing to Eric Clapton.

4.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 16-0, AMOV:26.68

According to the school's website it has "over 1400" clubs. Well that begs the question: Why didn't they just give the exact number? Apparently some guy counted all the way to 1400 and then said "Screw it, I can't take this any more!"

5. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 31-1, AMOV:35.44

Ironic that not a single graduate of College of the Sequoias has ever been a Sequoia.

6Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 12-0, AMOV:23.94

You have to bet that every one of the managers on this team is wondering where they can find a boom box.

7.Syracuse Orange (W-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:23.40

Do you think Trump roots for the Orange?

8.Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 33-1, AMOV:29.70

The schools touts that it offers virtual student services. And after much research I've learned that does not include porn.

9.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -31-1, AMOV:28.61

At Lane students can "take classes or explore a hobby for fun." That's amazing. What i mean is it's amazing that when given that option anyone would take classes.

10Louisville Cardinals (M-Manger Games) - 7-0 - AMOV:21.29

Players in the Manager Games league often have their games after midnight. That's probably not what their parents expect them to be doing at that time. No, I'm guessing that parents now expect their kids to be in bed at that late hour - having sex.

11.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 35-1 - AMOV:27.13

12Creighton Blue Jays (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:19.10

13Notre Dame Fighting Irish (M-NCBBA-Club) 14-0, AMOV:13.85

14City College of San Fran Rams (M-CCCAA) - 32-1, AMOV:24.45

15Marquette Golden Eagles (M-Manger Games) 7-0, AMOV: 16.71

16Cal State Dom Hills Toros (W-NCAA-D2) 34-1, AMOV: 23.03

17.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 34-1, AMOV:22.97

18Southern Alberta Tech Trojans (W-CCAA) 25-1, AMOV:22.46

19Nova Southeastern Sharks (M-NCAA D2) 33-1, AMOV:23.29

20Algonquin Wolves (W-CCAA) 17-1, AMOV: 29.44

21RPI Engineers (M-NCBBA-Club) 14-0, AMOV: 9.8

22Mohawk Valley Hawks (M-NJCAA D2) 29-1, AMOV:20.67

23.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 28-1, AMOV: 21.10

24Wabash Valley Warriors (W-NJCAA D1) - 30-2, AMOV:39.4

25Bowdoin Polar Bears (W-NCAA D3)-29-1 - AMOV:18.10

3/9/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.Kirkwood CC Eagles - (W-NJCAA-D2)-31-0, AMOV:39.77

They have a player named Jenna Twedt. This led me to wonder: How many Tweets could Jenna Twedt if Jenna Twedt could in fact Tweet? (Go ahead and try to say that again.) Turns out, Jenna Twedt does in fact Tweet and then I saw a Tweet about Jenna Twedt: Jenna Twedt was named Player Of The Year. Congrats to the Tweeting Jenna Twedt.

2.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 27-0, AMOV:39.37

NYU is extremely selective. Which makes it a perfect fit for New York City, in no way at all.

3. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 30-0, AMOV:37.83

College of the Sequoias has an educational center. Shouldn't the whole school be an educational center?

4.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -29-0, AMOV:30.94

After their last game, Lillie Duffin was credited with "impressive play inside." Well good thing she didn't listen to her parents. For years they told her NOT to play inside.

5.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 32-0 - AMOV:29.56

Pima had a big win over Chandler. But it might not be as easy against Joey.

6.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 31-0, AMOV:23.87

To access the financial aid portion of the school's website, you click on an image of a trophy. So I guess that's supposed to mean, "Congratulations! You're poor!"

7.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 30-1 - AMOV: 44.15

After losing a heartbreaker, Johnson CCC fell from number 1 to number 7. But I really think they should be proud of such a dominant season. I also really think, they don't care what I think.

8.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 14-0, AMOV:30.21

Note to 6' 4", 220 lb, senior Blauman Christopher: The next time someone tells me I shouldn't include club basketball, I'm sending them to you.

9.UMass Minutewomen - (W-NCBBA-Club) -12-0, AMOV:31.16

Most of the women on this team had never before joined a club. Though I'm betting many were part of a clique.

10.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 27-0, AMOV: 22.41

Amongst the team's sponsors is the "Western New York Knee & Orthopedic Surgeons." I guess those doctors know where to find future patients. But here's hoping the next sponsorhip isn't from the "Association of Syphilis Specialists."

11CCBC ESSEX Knights(W-NJCAA-D2) - 27-1 - AMOV:40.00

12Bowdoin Polar Bears (W-NCAA D3)-29-0 - AMOV:18.93

13.Central Maine C.C. Mustangs (W-USCAA D2) - 28-1 - AMOV:37.77

14.Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 12-0, AMOV:23.94

15Syracuse Orange (W-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:23.40

16.Scranton Royals - (W-NCAA D3) -28-1, AMOV:34.24

17Michigan Wolverines (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:22.20

18.Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 32-1, AMOV:30.05

19Michigan Wolverines (W-NCBBA-Club) - 8-0 - AMOV:22.00

20Louisville Cardinals (M-Manger Games) - 7-0 - AMOV:21.29

21Creighton Blue Jays (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:19.10

22Hostos Caiman (W-NJCAA-D3) 24-1, AMOV:31.52

23Boston College Eagles (W-NCBBA-Club) 14-0, AMOV:14.29

24Marquette Golden Eagles (M-Manger Games) 7-0, AMOV: 16.71

25Notre Dame Fighting Irish (W-NCBBA-Club) 12-0, AMOV:14,58

3/3/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 30-0 - AMOV: 45.79

Some fat Siena College fan made a mere 3 shots at halftime and got featured on SportsCenter while running around half naked. And then he got free beer for the year. While Johnson CCC's Yar Manyiel made 5 big baskets in one of the team's last games and what did she get? Nothing but Player of the Week. Here's hoping that fat naked guy gives one of those beers to Yar.

2.Kirkwood CC Eagles - (W-NJCAA-D2)-29-0, AMOV:39.97

According to the bio of assistant coach Matt Haas, he's a project manager when not coaching. So clearly he's adept at telling people what to do. But I'm guessing that ends when he gets home. His bio also says he's married.

3. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 29-0, AMOV:38.59

I read on Wikipedia that the College of the Sequoias is named after Sequoia trees. And I would have sworn it was named after Redwoods.

4.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 30-0 - AMOV:36.46

The school began in 1969 in a Tuscan airplane hanger. Yeah, not a ton of learning took place, but they saved a bundle on air conditioning.

5.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 25-0, AMOV:39.40

There are 62,000 students at New York University. That's a whole lot of people - anywhere but New York.

6.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -29-0, AMOV:30.94

They've got a big game against Bellevue. I don't know about you, but I hear they're nuts.

7.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 30-0, AMOV:24.43

One of Southern Oregon's notable alums is Ty Burrell, who played Phil Dunphy on Modern Family. He graduated with a degree in Fine Arts. I figured it was in magic.

8.UMass Minutewomen - (W-NCBBA-Club) -10-0, AMOV:33.10

UMass men are called Minutemen. UMass women are called Minutewomen. Now I did not go to UMass, but I have been called a minute man.

9.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 14-0, AMOV:30.21

They play in the NCBBA which could easily be confused with the NBA. Well, all right, maybe not easily.

10.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 24-0, AMOV: 22.63

Daemen University is named after Mother Magdalene Daemen of Holland. And not Matt of Boston.

11CCBC ESSEX Knights(W-NJCAA-D2) - 27-1 - AMOV:40.00

12Bowdoin Polar Bears (W-NCAA D3)-27-0 - AMOV:18.96

13.Central Maine C.C. Mustangs (W-USCAA D2) - 26-1 - AMOV:39.16

14.Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 12-0, AMOV:23.46

15Syracuse Orange (W-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:23.40

16Michigan Wolverines (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:22.20

17.Scranton Royals - (W-NCAA D3) -26-1, AMOV:33.85

18Michigan Wolverines (W-NCBBA-Club) - 8-0 - AMOV:22.00

19Louisville Cardinals (M-Manger Games) - 7-0 - AMOV:21.29

20.Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 29-1, AMOV:30.22

21Creighton Blue Jays (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:19.10

22Hostos Caiman (W-NJCAA-D3) 24-1, AMOV:31.52

23Boston College Eagles (W-NCBBA-Club) 14-0, AMOV:14.29

24Marquette Golden Eagles (M-Manger Games) 7-0, AMOV: 16.71

25Notre Dame Fighting Irish (W-NCBBA-Club) 12-0, AMOV:14,58

2/23/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 29-0 - AMOV: 45.68

Layla Scott has made 100 3-pointers. But if I was the coach I would not give her the green light. It might distract her.

2.Kirkwood CC Eagles - (W-NJCAA-D2)-27-0, AMOV:40.19

Ellah Kissell scored 10 points off the bench. Geesh. Imagine how many points she could have scored if she just stood up.

3. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 28-0, AMOV:38.50

Head coach Tyler Newton has a degree in Communications. That's got to come in handy with being a coach these days . Well, assuming he had a few required courses in Snap Chat.

4.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 24-0, AMOV:39.75

The team's wining streak just hit 55. Players said it's impossible to even imagine 55. For a slightly different reason, their parents disagreed.

5.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 29-0 - AMOV:35.48

I think I've come up with a way for Pima to become more well-known. First, they need to try to get a sponsorship from Zima. Then change their nickname to Pumas. And voila, they become the very memorable Zima Pima Pumas.

6.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -28-0, AMOV:31.34

Lane has an impressive list of values: learning, diversity, innovation, collaboration and partnership, integrity, accessibility, and sustainability. Though I'm a little concerned that it did not think learning was implied.

7.Algonquin Wolves (W-CCAA) - 16-0 - AMOV:32.87

The Ottawa based school has earned the right to host the OCAA Final 4. Upon learning of this achievement, the team exclaimed, "You mean we don't get to go anywhere warm?!"

8.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 28-0, AMOV:24.29

Just read an article on the team's website noting they are the first ever in the Cascade Conference to finish the season undefeated. Interestingly, you cannot find that article on any of the other teams' websites.

9.UMass Minutewomen - (W-NCBBA-Club) -8-0, AMOV:31.86

UMass' motto is: "By the sword we seek peace, but peace only under liberty." What a great motto - for West Point maybe.

10.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 12-0, AMOV:29.71

Is this team getting the same publicity as Ohio State's football team? I'm guessing probably not. Is this team really one of the very best? I'm guessing probably not. But with a record of 12-0 while beating their opponents by an average of 29.71 points they are the 10th most dominant team in all of college basketball. So to paraphrase the words of John Bender in The Breakfast Club, "Show some respect!"

11.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 24-0, AMOV: 22.63

12.Central Maine C.C. Mustangs (W-USCAA D2) - 26-1 - AMOV:39.16

13Bowdoin Polar Bears (W-NCAA D3)-25-0 - AMOV:20.00

14Syracuse Orange (W-NCBBA-Club) - 8-0 - AMOV:27.36

15Victoria Vikes (M-USports) - 24-0, AMOV:18.78

16Wesleyan Cardinals (M -NCAA D3) - 25-0 - AMOV: 18.08

17.Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 12-0, AMOV:23.46

18Edinboro Fighting Scots(W-NCBBA-Club) - 6-0 - AMOV:25.66

19Michigan Wolverines (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0 - AMOV:22.20

20.Scranton Royals - (W-NCAA D3) -24-1, AMOV:34.36

21Michigan Wolverines (W-NCBBA-Club) - 8-0 - AMOV:22.00

22Creighton Blue Jays (M-NCBBA-Club) - 8-0 - AMOV:21.25

23Louisville Cardinals (M-Manger Games) - 7-0 - AMOV:21.29

24CCBC ESSEX Knights(W-NJCAA-D2) - 23-1 - AMOV:34.14

25.Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 28-1, AMOV:31.11

2/16/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 27-0 - AMOV: 46.58

Johnson County is named after Thomas Johnson - a pro-slavery Kansas legislator. He also signed a Unionist pledge before the Civil War. There may be reason to believe he never read that pledge.

2.Kirkwood CC Eagles - (W-NJCAA-D2)-25-0, AMOV:39.68

A story on the team's web page begins by noting that the players received their "first test in over two months." A brilliant recruiting ploy. I mean how many kids these days want to take tests, and ever read past the first sentence of an article?

3. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 27-0, AMOV:38.57

The school quite generously provides virtual parking passes. Though it's unclear how to park anywhere in reality.

4.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 20-0, AMOV:44.56

For the third straight year NYU swept Rochester. Seems like there had to be an easier way to get those community service credits.

5.Scranton Royals - (W-NCAA D3) -23-0, AMOV:35.57

University of Scranton has named its gateway after the Class of 2020. The same class that during COVID, it kicked out.

6. Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 28-0, AMOV:31.35

Olive-Harvey is in the South Side of Chicago. So now I know of 2 things in the South Side of Chicago. The other of course being, the home of Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

7.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -25-0, AMOV:30.38

In their last game, Brittea Byrge scored 9 points which matches the number of different ways I'd likely mispronounce her name.

8.Algonquin Wolves (W-CCAA) - 15-0 - AMOV:34.13

The school's motto is "Your goals, your career, your college." That says a lot. Though I think they might have left something out. Like - your education.

9Cal State Dominguez Hills Toros (W-NCAA D2) - 26-0, AMOV:25.04

John Bonner might be a one of a kind coach. Check out the photo in his bio. He's smiling.

10.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 23-0, AMOV:24.00

The school had 9 other names before it settled on Southern Oregon. I guess it finally got sick of people getting lost.

11.UMass Minutewomen - (W-NCBBA-Club) -8-0, AMOV:31.86

12.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 19-0 - AMOV:26.11

13.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 12-0, AMOV:29.71

14.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 23-0, AMOV: 23.26

15.North Central Missouri Pirates (M-NJCAA D2) 22-0 - AMOV: 21.06

16.Dutchess Falcons (M- NJCAA D3) - 22-0 - AMOV:20.95

17Bowdoin Polar Bears (W-NCAA D3)-24-0 - AMOV:19.79

18.Central Maine C.C. Mustangs (W-USCAA D2) - 25-1 - AMOV:39.17

19Syracuse Orange (W-NCBBA-Club) - 8-0 - AMOV:27.37

20.Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 10-0, AMOV:26.15

21Wesleyan Cardinals (M -NCAA D3) - 24-0 - AMOV: 18.54

22Victoria Vikes (M-USports) - 23-0, AMOV:18.43

23.Kingsborough Wave (W-NJCAA D3) 23-1 -AMOV:38.86

24Sacred Heart Pioneers (W-NCBBA-Club) 11-0, AMOV:22.64

25Michigan Wolverines (M-Manager Games) - 10-0, AMOV:22.20

2/10/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 25-0 - AMOV: 49.95

JCCC is not only the most dominant team in all of college basketball. But even more impressive: they are the most dominant team in all of Kansas.

2.UNION COLLEGE OWLS - (W-NJCAA-D2) - 23-0 - AMOV:45.12

After destroying Delaware Tech, Union taught them a lesson: "Workers united, we'll never be divided."

3. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 25-0, AMOV:39.92

There's a Jocelyn and a Jacalyn on the team. Geesh, that could get confusing. I guess Jacalyn could just go by Jack. But that could led to a whole different type of confusion.

4.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 20-0, AMOV:44.56

According to the NY Post, NYU's 50 game win streak is "historic." Well, I'd definitely agree. Especially since they've only played 20.

5.Kirkwood CC Eagles - (W-NJCAA-D2)-23-0, AMOV:40.61

The school's website has a big heading entitled "Blueprint for Your Future" right next to a young woman with a very large tattoo on her arm. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the blueprint for her future includes regret.

6.Scranton Royals - (W-NCAA D3) -21-0, AMOV:35.86

University of Scranton is building a new 4-story center on Madison Avenue. So if you are ever lost and see a 4-story building on Madison Avenue, you know you are in Scranton. And not New York.

7. Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 25-0, AMOV:30.71

Cashay Dixon won Athlete of the Week. More importantly, she is living proof that I have been right for years: cashay is a perfectly fine way to spell cachet.

8.Algonquin Wolves (W-CCAA) - 14-0 - AMOV:35.57

Algonquin will play its first playoff game on Saturday at home in the Jack Doyle Center in Ottawa. And there you have the only place named after a Doyle that doesn't sell Guinness.

9.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -24-0, AMOV:30.53

A write-up on their game against Linn-Benton notes that "Micah Wicks continued her streak." That's not all that surprising. At least not as surprising as when I read it as "Micah Wicks continued to streak."

10.UCLA Bruins - (W-NCAA D1) - 23-0, AMOV: 25.96

UCLA was established in 1881 as a normal school. It later felt compelled to change because it's in California.

11Cal State Dom Hills Toros (W-NCAA D2) - 24-0, AMOV:24.50

12.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0, AMOV:31.10

13.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 23-0, AMOV:24.00

14.Washburn Ichabods (M-NCAA D2) - 22-0, AMOV: 22.45

15.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 21-0, AMOV: 22.90

16.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 17-0 - AMOV:24.41

17.North Central Missouri Pirates (M-NJCAA D2) 21-0 - AMOV: 21.38

18.Dutchess Falcons (M- NJCAA D3) - 20-0 - AMOV:21.65

19.Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 10-0, AMOV:26.15

20.Central Maine C.C. Mustangs (W-USCAA D2) - 23-1 - AMOV:39.40

21Bowdoin Polar Bears (W-NCAA D3)-22-0 - 19.73

22.Kingsborough Wave (W-NJCAA D3) 23-1 -AMOV:38.86

23Wesleyan Cardinals (M -NCAA D3) - 22-0 - AMOV: 18.50

24Miami Hurricanes (M-NCBBA Club) - 10-0, AMOV:23.80

25.Cortland Red Dragons (W-NCBBA Club)- 6-0, AMOV: 20.83

2/3/2025 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined

Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really

TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)

1.JOHNSON CCC CAVALIERS - (W-NJCAA D2) - 23-0 - AMOV: 50.90

At half-time of every game there is a dance performance by the Golden Girls. Wow. And all this time I thought Bea Arthur was dead.

2.UNION COLLEGE OWLS - (W-NJCAA-D2) - 22-0 - AMOV:45.49

The school promotes diversity, equity and inclusion. And there's a good chance its commencement speaker will not be coming to campus from the White House.

3.NYU Violets - (W-NCAA D3) - 18-0, AMOV:44.56

Head coach Meg Barber has an incredibly impressive bio on the team's website. But I'm pretty sure that none of her players have read it. Because I'm pretty sure that nobody under 20 reads.

4.Kirkwood CC Eagles - (W-NJCAA-D2)-23-0, AMOV:40.61

Kirkwood just beat North Iowa Area CC which used to be located in a high school. Not sure why they moved. But probably to make the jokes more difficult.

5. College of the Sequoias Giants- (W-CCCAA) 23-0, AMOV:39.30

A write-up on the team's victory over Taft states that "Jocelyn Medina flirted with a triple-double." That seems wildly inappropriate.

6.Scranton Royals - (W-NCAA D3) -19-0, AMOV:36.00

Kaci Kranson just won athlete of the week for the third time this season. Her team photo shows her "popping" the chest area of her jersey forward with both hands. Well, I for one think she should just be happy with who she is.

7.Algonquin Wolves (W-CCAA) - 12-0 - AMOV:36.50

Algonquin strongly suggests that prospective students take its virtual tour. Could be because it's quite well done. Or could be because the school is located in Ottawa.

8.Lane CC Titans - (W-NWAC) -22-0, AMOV:31.08

Lane's motto is "It's great to be at Lane." Brilliant. I mean, how could anybody leave?

 9. Olive-Harvey Purple Panthers - (W-NJCAA D1) - 24-0, AMOV:28.70

Olive-Harvey is named after Medal of Honor winner Milton Olive. And not, as I had hoped, after Popeye's girlfriend.

10.UCLA Bruins - (W-NCAA D1) - 21-0, AMOV: 27.33

UCLA is the most dominant team in women's D1. Yeah South Carolina and LSU make more noise. But most of that comes from Kim Mulkey's wardrobe.

11.Indiana Wesleyan Wildcats (W - NAIA) -22-0 AMOV: 25.82

12Cal State Dom Hills Toros (W-NCAA D2) - 22-0, AMOV:25.55

13.Ohio State Buckeyes - (M-NCBBA-Club) - 10-0, AMOV:31.10

14.Mohawk Valley Hawks - (M-NJCAA-D3) - 19-0, AMOV:25.67

15.Southern Oregon Raiders (W-NAIA) - 21-0, AMOV:24.57

16.Daemen Wildcats (M-NCAA D2) - 19-0, AMOV: 23.68

17.Washburn Ichabods (M-NCAA D2) - 21-0, AMOV: 22.43

18.Santa Clara Broncos (M-Manager Games) - 9-0, AMOV:28.22

19.Dutchess Falcons (M- NJCAA D3) - 19-0 - AMOV:22.16

20.Central Maine C.C. Mustangs (W-USCAA D2) - 21-1 - AMOV:41.12

21.Pima CC Aztecs (M-NJCAA D2) 15-0 - AMOV:23.67

22.Kingsboro Wave (W-NJCAA D3) 20-1 -AMOV:40.62

23.North Central Missouri Pirates (M-NJCAA D2) 19-0 - AMOV: 20.63

24Miami Hurricanes (M-Manager Games) - 8-0, AMOV:26.00

25Wesleyan Cardinals (M -NCAA D3) - 21-0 - AMOV: 19.10

Others Receiving Praise:

Kenneth Massey - Check out masseyratings.com. It's amazing