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College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
11/14/2025 Two players on last year’s 3-28 Miss.Valley St team have been arrested for throwing games. But they have a solid defense: We didn’t throw games; we simply suck. 11/11/2025 TCU’s Malick Diallo announced he’s going to be out for the season. He was then informed that’s not how it works, by the LBGTQ community. 11/7/2025 Villanova didn’t expect to face a crowd filled with BYU alum at their match-up in Las Vegas. They must have forgotten that Vegas is a great place to

Dave Barend


Latest UVM Update (Facts and Funny) by Clayton Trutor
11/15/2025 The Catamounts continued their winning ways this week by defeating Brown University. Overcoming the Ivy League school was difficult. UVM took a Princeton Review course to prepare for the SAT, tried their hand at the ACT, hired a writing coach to help them craft their college essay, and applied early decision. 11/11/2025 The Catamounts kicked off the regular season with victories over Western New England and Plattsburgh State. Thus far, Vermont has won 100% of their

Clayton Trutor


Richmond Women's Hoops - Spider Bites and Bits by Joe Cunningham
11/14/2025 The team made the 50 mile trip down 64 East to take on the Tribe from William and Mary. Vegas mustve been asleep at the wheel favoring the Spiders by 9.5 as they easily handled their opponent 84-56. Maggie Doogan (predicted late first rounder in the 2026 WNBA draft), achieved her 13th double double of her career. 11/5/2025 As the only mid-major in the Top 25 preseason rankings (ESPN has them at 19), the Spiders crushed Mount St. Marys 83-49. You've heard of the a

Joe Cunningham


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
11/13/2025 The Aggies Found the Rim, But it Wasn't for Love STILLWATER, Okla. — The Texas A&M Aggies came into Stillwater for a Sunday matchup against Oklahoma State, riding high on a two-game winning streak. They left on the back of a runaway train called "the Cowboys' offense," which, it turns out, is a more effective method of transportation than whatever the Aggies were doing with the basketball. In a game where Texas A&M shot a respectable 82.7% from the free-throw line,

Bo Swayze


St. Bonaventure Women Hoops Updates - with Humor by Heidi Cabral
11/13/2025 Despite a cold first half start that was colder than the Bonaventure campus in November ,the Lady Bonnies managed to hold off Binghamton University Bearcats. As true Bonnies, the women never gave up and persevered 68-65. A jump ball was the difference giving the Bonnie's possession at the end. You have to watch out for those jump balls running around causing havoc. The result being a drive through the lane for a layup with a foul that put the Bonnies ahead for
Heidi Cabral


Creighton Basketball Insights and Humor by Keith Spillett
11/12/2025 In League With Creighton 25-26 Week 2 Back when the schedule came out, I looked at the second game of the season, a trip to Washington state for a tussle with the eternally fantastic, never-rebuilding Gonzaga Bulldogs with dread. The Zags return some outstanding big men and this year’s Blue Jay roster is not particularly well equipped to defend the likes of 6’9 250 pound behemoths like Graham Ike on the glass. The Ike kid does a lot of everything, and does it wel

Keith Spillett


PC - the Latest and Laughs by Mike Rusconi
11/10/2025 The Friars started off their 2025-2026 basically how everyone should expect them to have started. They beat a terrible Holy Cross team in a match that was way too close, and then lost in OT to a team I knew did in fact have a D1 team in Virginia Tech. How can you tell someone went to Holy Cross? You don't have to, they'll tell you. (Couldn't resist). I was supposed to go to the VT game at Mohegan, but apparently kids' sports dominate every aspect of middle-aged li

Mike Rusconi


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
11/11/2025 Basketball season is underway, and you know what that means in this new era of NIL money…you have to learn a whole new roster of players. For the Illini, they’ve made it even more challenging by finding a bunch of new players from faraway exotic places like Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro, and…Kansas..Here is a quick rundown of some new faces on the Illini team: Andrej Stojakovic: a 6’ 7” guard who transferred from Cal where he averaged 17.9 points last season. His fat

Mike Hurley


Kennesaw State Basketball - Updates and Humor by Keith Spillett
11/9/2025 Kennesaw State Basketball Season Preview and Week One Report Antoine Pettway and the crew at Kennesaw State had an impressive first week to start the 2025-26 campaign. Pettway enters his third season at the helm of a program that seems finally and mercifully headed in the right direction. Long ago, Kennesaw State was a Division II powerhouse winning a National Championship in 2003. It looked like only a matter of time before this fast-growing Atlanta area school w

Keith Spillett


UNC-Greensboro Basketball - Learn and Laugh with Keith Spillett
11/10/2025 UNC Greensboro Spartans Season Preview and Week 1 Report If the 2025-26 season is anything like the first week for Greensboro, it’s going to be a white-knuckle roller coaster ride the whole way. They opened playing against a fantastic power conference Kansas State squad on the road and followed that with what could easily be considered the most exciting game of the young college basketball during their home opener. In a highly competitive SOCON conference, it’s h

Keith Spillett


Notre Dame Women - Updates with the Wit of Rick Condon
11/9/2025 The Notre Dame women’s team kicked off a season with modest expectations (ranked 15th) with a 98-52 thumping of FDU. FDU? Well, according to the Fairleigh Dickinson media notes for the game: Note: FDU does not refer to its athletic teams as “Fairleigh Dickinson.” Please use “FDU” in all references to the Knights. lol. That kind of attitude is not going to help them shake the nickname that their students often use: Fairly Ridiculous. - Rick Condon 3/9/2025 Notre Da

Rick Condon


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
11/9/2025 College basketball before Thanksgiving - just awful; can’t get used to it. I've become my father. Give me the Great Alaskan Shootout Thanksgiving weekend over a November 3 starting date. It's getting more and more ridiculous every year. I still need time to complain how horrendous the Iowa Sate football team has been this season. Iron bowl or Michigan - Ohio State is what November is, not college basketball with heavy favorites playing Olean High School. So the Cycl

John Haar


Notre Dame Updates - and Some Levity from Rick Condon
11/9/2025 The Notre Dame men’s team kicked off their season this week with two convincing wins at home; Monday night over Long Island University, 89-67, and Thursday night against Detroit Mercy, 102-70. Thursday night was “The Bend” game with ND introducing new home uniforms in tribute to the university’s host city, South Bend. I spent four years in Northern Indiana and never once heard it referred to as The Bend. So I Googled South Bend, IN nicknames to see what their option

Rick Condon


Davidson Women Update with "Whit"
11/9/2025 Ladies and gentlemen… just like Backstreet: we’re back. Like me, I am sure you all have spent every waking moment since the Davidson College Women’s Basketball season wishing for its return. I can still remember lying on the beach, wondering will Candice Lienafa have the breakout sophomore campaign we all hope for, watching Fourth of July Fireworks while imagining the deadly duo of Dunn and Donovan, absentmindedly playing pickleball with friends while envisioning Ky

Whit Henry


TCU Men’s Updates - with a Few Laughs from Mason deLisser
11/9/2025 And just like that, the season’s over. I consider myself a capable writer, able to capture the emotions of a lot of things. But a Power 4 basketball team losing to a Southland Conference team that went 4-26 last year? Not enough words in the world. Just Temper Tantrums. I’ll take a quick break from my depression pint of ice cream and scrubbing my freezing cold take of a season prediction from the Internet to explain how this happened. Horrible shooting. That’s it

Mason deLisser


BIG EAST Basketball Updates by Comedian Paul Nardizzi
11/9/2025 11/9/2025 The Big East conference kicks off at season this weekend. The games can be seen on TNT, FS1, and Peacock. Yes , the league made TV deals with three different networks. This is the college hoop equivalent of sleeping around. It wouldn't be a stretch to change the name to The Big Easy. - Paul Nardizzi

Paul Nardizzi


Atlantic 10 Basketball Updates with Some Laughs from Colin Bish
11/9/2025 It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. Not this silly “Christmas” you all keep fretting over, I mean, think about it! The Mariah Carey Christmas phase only lasts a couple months, but the Atlantic 10 men’s basketball season lasts twice that period. I rest my case. Begin investing in A-10 basketball, people! The A-10 saw an incredible start to the year, with all their teams winning their opening contests from Monday to Wednesday. Except Fordham, who fell at

Colin Bish


Syracuse Updates - in Joke form by Rich Tucker
10/31/2025 Syracuse basketball tips off on Nov. 3 against the mighty Binghamton University Bearcats (what the Hell's a Bearcat?) to open a new season. Hope springs eternal in the Salt City. That said, we can be forgiven for asking: "who are these guys?" The squad will feature two returning players: JJ Starling and Donnie Freeman. Everybody else is new. Welcome, gentlemen. Let's start a march to March. - Rich Tucker 3/2/2025 With the ACC tournament fast approaching, the entire

Rich Tucker


St. Bonaventure Facts & Funny by Matt Carty
11/2/2025 The 2025 St. Bonaventure men's basketball campaign begins November 3rd, featuring a new look with a decidedly international flavor. Bona's boasts six international imports, including guard Achille Lonati and center Andrew Osasuyi from Italy. A total of 11 new faces join the Bonnies in 2025. Reason to be excited for the start of the Bonnies' season: Sophomore forward Joe Grahovac went 30-4 with Fullerton College last year, earning conference Player of the Year honors

Matthew Carty


Cadwallader University Will Win The NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Dave Barend
The number of losses Cadwallader has: zippo. That’s right, they are the only undefeated team left. Uh Dave, according to your own...

Dave Barend


My Quest For Bill Raftery's Onions
I should clarify that Bill Raftery does not have onions. Well, he does, but not real ones. Actually he does have real onions, I think....

Dave Barend


Hog Maws and Loathing in North Carolina
College Basketball Times sent me on location to go up to the Sportsbook at the casino in Murphy, North Carolina and cover the first two...

Keith Spillett


Domination Rankings - D1 Men
We at College Basketball Times have decided to take our somewhat successful Domination Rankings concept (ranking together all categories:...

Dave Barend


NCAA Tournament Final Four Preview - Reasons Your Team Will Win
We are down to the Final 4. Uh Dave, then why are there 8 logos on the above image? Ahh, because there are 4 men's team and 4 women's...
CollegeBasketballTimes2025


UConn will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Mike Rusconi
Latest Reasons 1. Paige Bueckers is pretty good...105 points in three games. 2. UConn has way cooler names than UCLA. Although there...

Mike Rusconi


Florida will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Tyler Brodie
Latest Reasons Walter Clayton. That's the reason—most clutch player in the tournament and the second coming of Steph Curry. Todd Golden...

Tyler Brodie


Houston will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why by Shawn O'Neal
Latest Reasons • Houston's Kelvin Sampson took his first team to the NCAA Tournament in 1993, and while his Washington State Cougars lost...

Shawn O'Neal


How To Make It As A College Hoops Humor Writer (Seriously, How?)
Warning: This isn't your ordinary "How to" piece. Those have something helpful - answers. But I honestly don’t know what constitutes...

Dave Barend


Texas will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Theo Franz
Latest Reasons Many people will look at the upcoming South Carolina matchup in biblical fashion, calling it “David versus Goliath.” I’d...

Theo Franz


Tennessee will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Matt Carty
New Reasons 1. There’s been some scuttlebutt that Vols' coach Rick Barnes may be retiring, and that the team wants to send him out on...

Matt Carty


Texas Tech will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why by Keith Spillett
New Reasons JT Toppin is an absolute monster and is as relentless as kudzu. He completely demolished Drake in the paint with 25 points...

Keith Spillett


USC will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Matt Carty
New Reasons 1. My biggest argument for USC was that JuJu Watkins would be the force of nature that carried them to the title. JuJu is now...

Matthew Carty


Michigan State will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Michael Dinga
More Reasons 5. Sparty can absolutely whoop every other mascot left. 4. They are due—it’s been 25 years since they last won it all…in...

Michael Dinga


TCU will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Mason deLisser
New Reasons This squad can dominate teams, and the first two rounds showed that. Winning both of those games by a combined 37 points...

Mason deLisser


Why Your Team (and Each Team) Can (Will) win The NCAA Tournament
Below are reasons why every team will win the NCAA Tournament. All right, let me clarify. We realize that only one team will win, but we...
CollegeBasketballTimes2025


Purdue will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Theo Franz
New Reasons People had a hard time forgetting how hard it was for this team to get past the first two rounds. Nearly a third of NCAA.com...

Theo Franz


Mississippi will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Theo Franz
More Reasons I have now watched two more Ole Miss games, totaling up to four on the season, and lemme tell you, this team is fun to...

Theo Franz


LSU will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Eli Barsoum
Coach Kim Mulkey was the first person in NCAA history to win a championship as a player, assistant coach, and head coach. With a...

Eli Barsoum


Tennessee will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Clayton Trutor
1. It is impossible to discount the team that has made it to every single NCAA Women's Tournament. 2. The Lady Vols have such diversity...

Clayton Trutor


Auburn will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons by Shawn O'Neal
Latest Reasons • Easiest prediction in the Final Four: Johni Broome will suffer a fairly serious-looking injury, limp off the court ......

Shawn O'Neal


Michigan will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Mason deLisser.
New Reasons: The first two rounds have shown that the Wolverines are battle tested. They staved off the upset that everyone picked and...

Mason deLisser


Ohio State will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - By Tyler Brodie
Two of Ohio State’s losses came to UCLA. If they meet their kryptonite again, which Ohio State can do later in the tournament, it’s hard...

Tyler Brodie


Oklahoma will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Andrew Connell
Score, Score, and Score some more. The Sooners were one of the best offensive teams in the country this year, as they averaged 85.2...
Andrew Connell


FGCU will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Trey Allwood
5. I just came up with the really good catchphrase, “FGseeyou later”. The team has to win so they can use that on all of their opponents...

Trey Allwood


Kansas will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Eli Barsoum
The Jayhawks were the number 1 team in the country in the preseason. Maybe they can revive that type of energy for the tournament, using...

Eli Barsoum


Florida State will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Clayton Trutor
1. This FSU team is incredibly battle-tested, fighting their way to a 13-5 mark in the ACC. This will be excellent preparation for NCAA...

Clayton Trutor


San Diego State will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Shawn O'Neal
• Fifth straight appearance -- and would have been a sixth were it not for Covid -- for what is clearly one of the best programs in the...

Shawn O'Neal


NC State will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Steven Miller
1.May the chalk be ever in their favor. If the women’s tournament goes chalky for the first few rounds, the Wolfpack will just have to...

Steve Miller


Oklahoma State will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Clayton Trutor
1. The Cowgirls have as impressive guard play as any team in the country. The trio of Stailee Heard, Micah Gray, and Anna Gret Asi make...

Clayton Trutor


New Mexico will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Steven Miller
1Leadership. Donovan Dent, Mountain West Player of the Year, averages over 20 points per game. Head Coach Richard Pitino is the...

Steve Miller
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