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College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
12/5/2025 Charles Barkley and Dickie V are calling the 12/13 IU v UK game. I’m guessing it will be both turrible and awesome, baby. 11/30/2025 Working on a song for Purdue. Here's what I have so far: “My center has a first name. It’s O-S-C-A-R. My guard has a second name. It’s M-A-Y-E-R." 11/27/2025 ESPN Headline: Houston Lands Diane. Yet the article had no comment from Sam Malone. 11/25/2025 A BYU player was arrested for possession of pot. He has not been told if he’s going

Dave Barend


Creighton Basketball Insights and Humor by Keith Spillett
12/7/2025 In League With Creighton Week 5: Team From an Imaginary Western After Creighton’ 20-point-win against Nicholls State on Tuesday night, I had an idea for an absolute corker of a column. They had a big in-state rivalry game against Nebraska on Sunday night and I was feeling good about their chances. Sure, they only beat a winless team from the Southland Conference by 20 points, but Nicholls was a scrappy bunch who has hung in most of their games this year without a

Keith Spillett


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
12/7/2025 🤠 Aggies' Hoops Hype XL: From Arlington Rally to Vegas Rodeo! Well, howdy, Aggie faithful! You could cut the tension at College Park Center with a dull butter knife yesterday as the Texas A&M men's basketball team faced off against the SMU Mustangs in the "Hoop Hype XL" showdown. And when I say "showdown," I mean a proper, white-knuckle, "grab-yer-hat-and-hold-on-tight" kind of affair! The first half? Let's just say it was about as fun as a root canal without the l

Bo Swayze


Duke Update - with Laughs - by Robb Hellwig
12/7/2025 Good Week for Duke Duke began the week with a hard fought, 1-point win over defending national champion Florida, 67-66. Cameron Boozer continued his strong play, scoring 29 points to lead Duke. Patrick Ngongba also turned in a strong performance, scoring 11 points along with 5 boards, 5 assists and 5 blocks – an impressive all-around game. Although Duke did a good job of limiting Florida big-man Alex Condon, Duke could not stop Florida’s Thomas Hough, who scored

Robb Hellwig


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
12/7/2025 In what was one of the most impressive wins, if not the most impressive of this 25-26 season, Iowa State hung a 23 point burger on #1 Purdue at West Lafayette Saturday afternoon 81-58. As for Saturday, apologies for getting this wrong in last week's issue for mentioning it was a Sunday Tilt. Additionally Saturday at 12:00? Seriously, at the same time as the Big 12 championship game. Now of course Iowa State was not involved in that; but what if they were like last s

John Haar


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
12/7/2025 You may not know the name Jason Bradley DeFord, but my guess is you know him by his stage name–Jelly Roll. During the Illini’s only game this week, against a 13th-ranked Tennessee at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, the broadcast team was joined by the Tennessee native and country music star. Instead of giving the play-by-play, the announcers peppered Jelly Roll with questions for several minutes in the first half, and the singer didn’t disappoint. He talked abou

Mike Hurley


Davidson Women Update with "Whit"
12/7/2025 12/7/2025 I cleaned my room today (See, Mom, I can be responsible on my own.) Which of these five items was not lying astray in my room (the answer is at the bottom of the column): 40 individual pieces of uncooked pasta spread across a table A slip dress with numerous pictures of Sigmund Freud safety-pinned on A caseless CD of Pink Floyd’s The Wall Three separate socks that had mysteriously lost their matching pair An unopened bag of carrots sitting in my fridge

Whit Henry


TCU Men’s Updates - with a Few Laughs from Mason deLisser
12/7/2025 TCU basketball giveth and TCU basketball taketh (my good mood away). After riding high after a tournament win in San Diego over 2 tournament-level teams, they dropped a hard-fought battle against Notre Dame, 87-85 in overtime. An emphasis is definitely placed on hard-fought, as it shocked me to see a game between Christian private schools look like a WWE cage match. Getting bullied in this street fight sunk the Frogs, as they got outrebounded by 8. The perimeter def

Mason deLisser


UK Latest and Laughs - Brought to You by Kevin Florenz
12/5/2025 Mixed emotion week for the Kentucky faithful……on one hand, the University decided to FINALLY move on from Mark Stoops as the head man in the football offices, after 13 years at the helm lacking any form of creativity on offense, akin to a blindfolded man searching for an exit; only to have the Big Blue Nation get beat midweek by the hated Tar Heels, followed by being run out of the gym at Rupp South by Gonzaga, on Friday Night in NashVegas by 35 points, the worst UK

Kevin Florenz


UNC-Greensboro Basketball - Learn and Laugh with Keith Spillett
12/7/2025 UNC Greensboro Report Week 5: Up on the Downside Edition UNC Greensboro came into the week needing to get a win. They had fallen to 1-8, but had not played particularly poorly to start the year. However, the “Team Sybil” vibe is very real with them and it has been hard to guess what version of the Spartans were going to come out from half-to-half. Consistency for 40 minutes was key this week. Also, getting a win was huge, because as much as they believe they can

Keith Spillett


Richmond Women's Hoops - Spider Bites and Bits by Joe Cunningham
12/7/2025 A tale of two sides for sure. Before the game, the Spiders had a 97% chance to win. Half way through the 4th quarter, the percentages were swapped. The smaller team shot 66% from the 3 point line, securing Fairfield's victory 93-73. It was their only chance to win and it worked. David 1 and Goliath 0. Learn and move on! Doogan, again, led the lady Spiders as high scorer. 11/29/2025 The Lady Spiders played TCU and Green Bay on a neutral court in Cancun over Thanksgi

Joe Cunningham


Atlantic 10 Basketball Updates with Some Laughs from Colin Bish
12/7/2025 You know what really grinds my gears? Thanksgiving break. I mean, time off is nice, but you’re telling me I need to come back and immediately begin preparing for finals? At that point just keep me here at school. Now that’s off my chest, let’s look at the A-10 this weekend. Friday saw one game take place: an uneventful contest as VCU crushed Samford at home, 83-57. The 6-3 record shouldn’t fool anyone; the Rams are a tough team that have played a host of solid team

Colin Bish


Kennesaw State Basketball - Updates and Humor by Keith Spillett
12/7/2025 The Kennesaw State Report Week 4: Breeding Lilacs Out of a Dead Land Edition British novelist JG Ballard once infamously began his 1975 classic tale of societal decay and dysthymia “High Rise” with the words “Later, as he sat on his balcony eating the dog, Dr. Robert Laing reflected on the unusual events that had taken place within this huge apartment building during the previous three months.” As I drove onto the Kennesaw State campus for the Saturday tilt agains

Keith Spillett


St. Bonaventure Women Hoops Updates - with Humor by Heidi Cabral
12/6/2025 Coach Crowley stole his 400th win on the road at LeMoyne 66-57. The Lady Bonnies held the lead for over 38 minutes of the contest. Bonnies Laycee Drake and Aaliyah Parker scored 21 and 20 points. This hasn't happened since 2022. Let's hope that the team can get some more games with this tremendous effort. Those pesky Dolphins did not want to go away and continued to try and push the Bonnies out to sea. The Dolphins cut the lead to as close as one in the fourt
Heidi Cabral


PC - the Latest and Laughs by Mike Rusconi
11/30/2025 Like most average white middle class Americans, I have a lot to be thankful for. Providence's Thanksgiving Day performance is not one of them. After getting dog-walked by Wisconsin on Thursday 104-83, they were rewarded by getting matched up with #10 Florida on Friday. That's right, remember them? They won the national championship last year. So of course they lost that game too. I am thankful I did not watch either game. Thursday is football day, shame on the

Mike Rusconi


Notre Dame Updates - and Some Levity from Rick Condon
11/30/2025 Notre Dame had a busy “feast” week with three games in the Players Era Championship. They went 1-2 with losses to Kansas and Houston wrapped around a win over Rutgers. In other news, the NCAA recently announced that "After a procedural 30-day period, two-thirds of Division I member schools have voted to rescind a previously approved rule change that would have allowed student-athletes and athletics department staff members to legally participate in sports betting

Rick Condon


Dayton Recaps with Humor - By Steve Miller
11/30/2025 There’s something amiss in Dayton’s kitchen. Head Coach Anthony Grant earned his Michelin Star in 2020 with a top-5 Flyer team. Now, it looks like he can’t turn on a stove. Despite a good Thanksgiving feast, Flyer fans are left with a bad taste in their mouths. “Not a good coach,” and “didn’t have to be so painful,” were phrases that appeared on my texts this week as Dayton routinely built leads and lost them. Against Marquette November 19, the Flyers gave up a 1

Steve Miller


BIG EAST Basketball Updates by Comedian Paul Nardizzi
11/9/2025 11/30/2025 The Big East felt it got snubbed by the tourney committee last year. So this year they entered with 3 teams in the top 25 and two in the top 5. 5 weeks later, it looks like the committee has the last laugh, as the conference is not getting it done. One team dropped completely out and St John's has gone from 5 down to 14. The only team holding its own is UConn, which is fitting, since that was the message the league sent to the tournament selection commi

Paul Nardizzi


St. Bonaventure Facts & Funny by Matt Carty
11/30/2025 I am still feeling pretty good about what I have seen so far this year from the Bonnies. And - I have actually been able to SEE them! Living outside Phoenix, Arizona it is somewhat of a rare occurrence to have a St. Bonaventure game available to watch, but that has been the case for three of the last four games. I am highly recommending Fubo these days. The Fort Myers Tip Off tournament put the Bonnies up against the North Carolina Tar Heels. Both teams were undefe

Matthew Carty


Syracuse Updates - in Joke form by Rich Tucker
11/28/2025 After a 5-0 start, the Orangemen lost their way in Vegas. They managed to go 0-3 against teams from the former Big 8 (is it now 10, 12, 14, 16, or more?). They lost by ever larger margins as the tournament went along. Tuesday brings Tennessee and a chance for redemption--or another double-digit defeat. 10/31/2025 Syracuse basketball tips off on Nov. 3 against the mighty Binghamton University Bearcats (what the Hell's a Bearcat?) to open a new season. Hope springs e

Rich Tucker


Notre Dame Women - Updates with the Wit of Rick Condon
11/23/2025 TL;DR Friday night hoops - USC without the great JuJu (Watkins). Notre Dame with tons of (the good kind of) juju. Up and down the season goes. And we are only five games in. No. 24 Notre Dame bounced back from getting throttled last weekend by Michigan to stun No. 11 Southern Cal, 61-59, in South Bend. Hannah Hidalgo was the hero with 22 points including a clutch mid-range bucket with less than two seconds left. The defense was outstanding all night for the Iris

Rick Condon


Davidson Men - Updates and More by Whit Henry
11/23/2025 Before I begin my column responding to Davidson’s victory over Boston College, I would like to mention that BC is my editor’s alum and fellow writer Sadie Barend’s college, so I may temper my reaction to avoid upsetting anyone here at CBT. So with that in mind: ahem LET’SSSS GOOOOO WOOOO HOLY MOLY ME OH MY, THAT’S A WIN OVER A POWER FIVE SCHOOL! WE ARE SUCH A BETTER BASKETBALL SCHOOL THAN BC COULD EVER HOPE TO BE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT DOES THE BC STAND FOR? BASKETBALL C

Whit Henry


Latest UVM Update (Facts and Funny) by Clayton Trutor
11/15/2025 The Catamounts continued their winning ways this week by defeating Brown University. Overcoming the Ivy League school was difficult. UVM took a Princeton Review course to prepare for the SAT, tried their hand at the ACT, hired a writing coach to help them craft their college essay, and applied early decision. 11/11/2025 The Catamounts kicked off the regular season with victories over Western New England and Plattsburgh State. Thus far, Vermont has won 100% of their

Clayton Trutor


Cadwallader University Will Win The NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Dave Barend
The number of losses Cadwallader has: zippo. That’s right, they are the only undefeated team left. Uh Dave, according to your own...

Dave Barend


My Quest For Bill Raftery's Onions
I should clarify that Bill Raftery does not have onions. Well, he does, but not real ones. Actually he does have real onions, I think....

Dave Barend


Hog Maws and Loathing in North Carolina
College Basketball Times sent me on location to go up to the Sportsbook at the casino in Murphy, North Carolina and cover the first two...

Keith Spillett


Domination Rankings - D1 Men
We at College Basketball Times have decided to take our somewhat successful Domination Rankings concept (ranking together all categories:...

Dave Barend


NCAA Tournament Final Four Preview - Reasons Your Team Will Win
We are down to the Final 4. Uh Dave, then why are there 8 logos on the above image? Ahh, because there are 4 men's team and 4 women's...
CollegeBasketballTimes2025


UConn will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Mike Rusconi
Latest Reasons 1. Paige Bueckers is pretty good...105 points in three games. 2. UConn has way cooler names than UCLA. Although there...

Mike Rusconi


Florida will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Tyler Brodie
Latest Reasons Walter Clayton. That's the reason—most clutch player in the tournament and the second coming of Steph Curry. Todd Golden...

Tyler Brodie


Houston will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why by Shawn O'Neal
Latest Reasons • Houston's Kelvin Sampson took his first team to the NCAA Tournament in 1993, and while his Washington State Cougars lost...

Shawn O'Neal


How To Make It As A College Hoops Humor Writer (Seriously, How?)
Warning: This isn't your ordinary "How to" piece. Those have something helpful - answers. But I honestly don’t know what constitutes...

Dave Barend


Texas will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Theo Franz
Latest Reasons Many people will look at the upcoming South Carolina matchup in biblical fashion, calling it “David versus Goliath.” I’d...

Theo Franz


Tennessee will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Matt Carty
New Reasons 1. There’s been some scuttlebutt that Vols' coach Rick Barnes may be retiring, and that the team wants to send him out on...

Matt Carty


Texas Tech will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why by Keith Spillett
New Reasons JT Toppin is an absolute monster and is as relentless as kudzu. He completely demolished Drake in the paint with 25 points...

Keith Spillett


USC will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Matt Carty
New Reasons 1. My biggest argument for USC was that JuJu Watkins would be the force of nature that carried them to the title. JuJu is now...

Matthew Carty


Michigan State will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Michael Dinga
More Reasons 5. Sparty can absolutely whoop every other mascot left. 4. They are due—it’s been 25 years since they last won it all…in...

Michael Dinga


TCU will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Mason deLisser
New Reasons This squad can dominate teams, and the first two rounds showed that. Winning both of those games by a combined 37 points...

Mason deLisser


Why Your Team (and Each Team) Can (Will) win The NCAA Tournament
Below are reasons why every team will win the NCAA Tournament. All right, let me clarify. We realize that only one team will win, but we...
CollegeBasketballTimes2025


Purdue will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Theo Franz
New Reasons People had a hard time forgetting how hard it was for this team to get past the first two rounds. Nearly a third of NCAA.com...

Theo Franz


Mississippi will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Theo Franz
More Reasons I have now watched two more Ole Miss games, totaling up to four on the season, and lemme tell you, this team is fun to...

Theo Franz


LSU will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Eli Barsoum
Coach Kim Mulkey was the first person in NCAA history to win a championship as a player, assistant coach, and head coach. With a...

Eli Barsoum


Tennessee will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Clayton Trutor
1. It is impossible to discount the team that has made it to every single NCAA Women's Tournament. 2. The Lady Vols have such diversity...

Clayton Trutor


Auburn will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons by Shawn O'Neal
Latest Reasons • Easiest prediction in the Final Four: Johni Broome will suffer a fairly serious-looking injury, limp off the court ......

Shawn O'Neal


Michigan will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Mason deLisser.
New Reasons: The first two rounds have shown that the Wolverines are battle tested. They staved off the upset that everyone picked and...

Mason deLisser


Ohio State will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - By Tyler Brodie
Two of Ohio State’s losses came to UCLA. If they meet their kryptonite again, which Ohio State can do later in the tournament, it’s hard...

Tyler Brodie


Oklahoma will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Andrew Connell
Score, Score, and Score some more. The Sooners were one of the best offensive teams in the country this year, as they averaged 85.2...
Andrew Connell


FGCU will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Trey Allwood
5. I just came up with the really good catchphrase, “FGseeyou later”. The team has to win so they can use that on all of their opponents...

Trey Allwood


Kansas will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Eli Barsoum
The Jayhawks were the number 1 team in the country in the preseason. Maybe they can revive that type of energy for the tournament, using...

Eli Barsoum


Florida State will Win the NCAA Women's Tournament - Reasons Why By Clayton Trutor
1. This FSU team is incredibly battle-tested, fighting their way to a 13-5 mark in the ACC. This will be excellent preparation for NCAA...

Clayton Trutor
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