Domination Rankings Of Everything
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DOMINATION RANKINGS OF EVERYTHING
After college hoops season ended it hit me that it might be interesting to have a Domination Rankings of all college sports together. Oooh! But why stop there? How about a Domination Rankings of all sports - college and pro - together. Oooh! Oooh! But again, why stop there? Let's take the Domination Rankings to its logical extreme and create the Domination Rankings of Everything.
Uh Dave, wouldn't that be the illogical extreme?
Ok, solid point, as this is essentially a satire of all rankings - but one complied based on sincere, earnest and passionate debate recorded on podcasts, YouTube, and every other social media outlet I don't know how to use.
Uh Dave, how does this at all connect with college basketball?
Another solid point. And the answer is - we haven't figured that out just yet. I can say that the back to back to back to back to back champion Alabama Women's Wheelchair team made the initial Top 25. In addition, nope, that's all we've got right now.
Anyway, the plan is to have a revised Top 25 Domination Rankings Of Everything published every week or so. If you want to nominate something just shoot an email to collegebbtimes@gmail.com.
Thanks for playing.
Dave Barend - Grand Poobah
College Basketball Times
Top 25 - May 24, 2025 - Domination Rankings of Everything
3.Jesus
5.The Simpsons
6.The Pope
7. Making People Laugh
8. Sleep
9. A good bowel movement
10. Couples arguing publicly
11. Sandwiches
13.Jeans - Once split a pair right down the crotch. Swear, I'm not bragging. Happened while coaching 4th grade girls hoops. No I did not get arrested.
14. Winning Olympic Gold
15.Batman
16.Domination Rankings - Might be a little low. And entirely possible that it's way too high.
17. Premier League Soccer- watched 5 minutes of this last week and then realized it wasn't rugby.
18.Canada - Home of Neil Pert, Michael J. Fox, Ryan Reynolds, Barenaked Ladies and, yeah Loverboy, but they can't all be winners.
19.Henry Kissinger
20.Steam Engine
21. Alabama Women’s Wheelchair Basketball Team
22. Air conditioning
24.Elvis
25.Shakespeare
Others Receiving Votes:
Electric Guitar, Pancreas, Dogs, Leakproof underwear, Lego, Asteroids
Major Contributors:
Matt Carty, Mike Hurley, Isabella Souto, and Dave Barend (Grand Poobah)
Top 25 - May 14, 2025 - Domination Rankings Of Everything
3.Jesus
5.The Simpsons
6.The Pope
7.A good bowel movement
8.Couples arguing publicly
9.Sleep.
10. Sandwiches
12. Asteroids
13.Jeans
14. Winning Olympic Gold
15.Batman
16.Domination Rankings
17. Alabama Women’s Wheelchair Basketball Team
18.Leakproof Underwear
19. Premier League Soccer
20.Making People Laugh
21.Canada
22.Henry Kissinger
23.Pancreas
24.Steam Engine
25.Shakespeare
Others Receiving Votes:
Minecraft, Playing Cards, Elon Musk, Jim Croce, AI, Messi
Major Contributors:
Trey Allwood, Adam Cox, Ava DiCecca, and Dave Barend (Grand Poobah).
Top 25 - May 10, 2025 - Domination Rankings of Everything
2. Sex
3. Jesus
4. Elon Musk
7.The Pope
8. A good bowel movement
9. Couples arguing publicly
10. Sleep
11.Winning Olympic Gold
12. Asteroids
13. Premier Soccer League
14.Jeans
15. Money
16.Batman
17.Domination Rankings
18.Sandwiches
19.Alabama Women’s Wheelchair Team
20. Leakproof Underwear
21. Messi
22.Making People Laugh
23. Canada
24. Henry Kissinger
25.The Pancreas
Others Receiving Votes:
Atari, Twitter Beefs, See Through Dresses, Casinos, Mudslides, Women Astronauts
Major Contributors:
Mike Hurley, Isabella Souto, Keith Spillette and Dave Barend (Grand Poobah)
Top 25 - April 30, 2025 - Domination Rankings of Everything
3.Messi
5.Elon Musk
6. Pizza
7. Jesus
8.Couples arguing publicly
9. A good bowel movement
10. The House (A Casino)
11. Asteroids
12. Winning Olympic Gold
13.Jeans
14. Premier League Soccer
15.Sleep
17. Batman
18Sandwiches
19. The Domination Rankings
20.Twitter Beefs
21.Canada (Hating Us)
22.The Pope
23. Leakproof Underwear
24. Women Astronauts
25.Alabama Women’s Wheelchair Team
Others Receiving Votes:
The NFL, Making People Laugh, Joey Chestnut, Lactose Intolerance, Whopping Cough, Acupuncture, Mexico
Others Deserving Praise:
Carolyn Plummer, Paul Nardizzi and Dave Barend (Grand Poobah)
Original Top 25 - April 24, 2025
1. The Pope
2. Premier League Soccer
3. Sleep
4. Sex
5. Women “astronauts”
7.Messi
8. AI
9. Elon Musk
10. Pizza
11. Jesus
12.TV Theme songs
13.Couples arguing publicly
14.A good bowel movement
15.Asteroids
16.Mexico
17.Winning Olympic Gold
18.Whopping cough
19.Acupuncture
20.Jeans
21. Money
20. Joey Chestnut
21. Batman
22. Sandwiches
23."The House" (Casinos)
24. The Domination Rankings
25. Alabama Women’s Wheelchair basketball team
Others receiving votes:
NFL, Making Someone Laugh, Shakespeare, Elvis, NYC, The Simpsons, Indoor plumbing, Taylor Swift, Murder documentaries, Mangos, Words with rules, George Carlin, Wordle, Big Pretzel, Optimus Prime, Darth Vader, Sabrina Carpenter, Penicillin, Slime, Macho Man Randy Savage, Lebron James, Sliced Bread, Love, Ford F-150, Disney, The ring from Lord of the Rings.
Others Deserving Praise:
Trey Allwood, Adam Cox, Whit Henry, Carolyn Plummer, Paul Nardizzi and your Grand Poobah, Dave Barend