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College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
3/2/2026 Tony Bennett left Virginia and is now with LA. But we all know that’s not where his heart is. 2/28/2026 Headline: "No More Tinkle at Oregon State.” Well, they might want to get their prostates checked. 2/24/2026 Just in case you are one of the few who have yet to find something to complain about college hoops, I give you this: Duke is ranked #1. 2/21/2026 UCLA’s coach shocked everyone by ejecting his own player from a game. Though I’m guessing it would have been an


Domination Rankings Of Everything
DOMINATION RANKINGS OF EVERYTHING If you'd like to be one of our voters, just click here: VOTE Uh, Dave, what are we voting for. Well, as you know, College Basketball Times created the Domination Rankings - of college basketball. (Come on, let me assume you knew that.) Anyway, we decided to expand things a bit to include, well, everything together. The result: essentially a satire on all rankings. Here's how it works - sort of: Our voters come up with a weekly Top 25 which


Atlantic 10 Basketball Updates with Some Laughs from Colin Bish
3/1/2026 t’s here, ladies and gentlemen: March! The most wonderful time of the year, not named Christmas, has finally arrived, and as such most of the conferences are set to begin their tournaments. Not the A-10, however! We’ve got a little action from the past weekend before the eventual tournament extravaganza in Pittsburgh. A swift snowstorm delayed Rhode Island’s trip to Olean, pushing back the Wednesday contest against St. Bonaventure to Thursday. But the snow delayed t


Kennesaw State Basketball - Updates and Humor by Keith Spillett
2/26/2026 Kennesaw State Report Week 15: The “Stranger on a Train” Edition I was genuinely impressed by Kennesaw’s gutty 58-55 win over Louisiana Tech last Saturday. The way they slammed the door on the scoreboard to close it out was nothing short of inspiring. I was so amped that, despite being 20 miles outside of Los Angeles, I decided I had to find a way to the next game. I looked into flights, but the only option was a red-eye on Frontier. Having almost suffered a hernia


Davidson Men - Updates and More by Whit Henry
2/23/2026 I spent eight hours sitting on a shower floor cleaning a chocolate fountain today. It was one of the least enjoyable experiences of my life. I’m not sure if my extreme sleep deprivation or my fingernails really hurting after hours of hacking at hardened chocolate sticking onto the fountain, which apparently couldn’t be cleaned using WATER which obviously made everything much easier and to further lessen the burden I didn’t have any scrubbing tools and I just want to


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
2/23/2026 A thrilling “Big Monday” victory 70-67 for Iowa State against Houston this past Monday at Hilton Coliseum. Hilton Magic. I guess a yellow-out is better than a white-out. Nate Heise hit a go ahead 3 pointer in the final seconds to seal a game that lived up to the hype on National TV. Definitely an impressive two game home stand against Kansas and Houston. The win moves the Cyclones to 23-3 and a tie for second in the conference. Now we are predicting a loss Saturday


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
2/10/2026 There is a great episode of The Twilight Zone from 1961 titled “A Penny for Your Thoughts.” It stars a young Dick York of Bewitched fame as a bank clerk who buys a newspaper on his way to work. He flips a coin into the vendor’s coinbox, and it lands on its edge–da da dum! That one-in-a-million outcome leads to him gaining the power to hear other people’s thoughts. At work, he hears the thoughts of Smithers, an old trusted bank co-worker, who is thinking about ho


Duke Update - with Laughs - by Robb Hellwig
1/22/2026 Duke pulled off two wins against Louisville and SMU, going down early in both games before regaining its composure and pulling out wins. After trailing by 9 at the half, Duke came out swinging in the second half, outscoring Louisville 46-26 in the second half. Duke clamped down on defense, and Caleb Foster had perhaps his best game at Duke, dominating on drives to the basket in the second half and scoring 20 points. Cameron Boozer and Isiah Evans had strong offen
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