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Kennesaw State Basketball - Updates and Humor by Keith Spillett
1/18/2026 The Kennesaw State Report Week -9 1/2: The “Other Than That Mrs. Lincoln, How Was the Play?” Edition Kennesaw State played two basketball games this week. I should probably lead with that. They won both. In any other week, that would be the headline. But this isn't any other week. Simeon Cottle—the star guard, preseason consensus Conference USA Player of the Year, and face of the program—now finds himself at the center of what appears to be the largest point-shaving


Davidson Men - Updates and More by Whit Henry
1/17/2026 Look, say what you will about George Washington basketball. Insult them for not being able to hit the broadside of a barn, as they put up 79 points on a whopping 72 shots. Laugh at them for forgetting the goal of a three-point shot is to make it, as they shot 28% from downtown (Davidson scored 2x more efficiently from deep!). Criticize them for allowing a struggling offensive team that averaged a meager 62 points in their last 3 games to put up 84 on their heads. La


College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
1/16/2026 Chicago State was up by 2 with the ball, with 0.1 seconds left and lost. So how am I supposed to come up with something funnier than that? 1/13/2026 Houston just won 16 games in a row for the first time. And those of you who are now wondering how many times they have won 17 in a row, well, maybe keep that to yourselves. 1/9/2026 A former Michigan State player was removed from the stands for verbally abusing the refs. He then apologized for distracting from Coach


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
1/12/2026 Baylor was victim number 15 this past Wednesday. This was Iowa State’s first road game since blowing out Purdue on December 8. The Bears came in at 10-3 and these games between the two are always close. Winning on the road will be key in this conference; the Big 12 has 7 teams ranked in the top 25 including number 1 Arizona. The Cyclones ranked 3 will now likely move up to number two after the Michigan loss. Terrible uniforms displayed by Baylor, when you wear that


Atlantic 10 Basketball Updates with Some Laughs from Colin Bish
1/11/2026 Who needs the NFL Playoffs, or even the college football national championship when you have Atlantic-10 men’s basketball? I’m bluffing a little; that game between Miami and Indiana will be electric. But there’s nothing better than a packed Saturday of A-10 ball. Time to see what the weekend had in store! First and foremost, George Mason continues its red-hot start with an 86-80 win over VCU. The Patriots had three scorers over 15 points and accumulated all 86 poin


Domination Rankings Of Everything
DOMINATION RANKINGS OF EVERYTHING If you'd like to be one of our voters, just click here: VOTE Uh, Dave, what are we voting for. Well, as you know, College Basketball Times created the Domination Rankings - of college basketball. (Come on, let me assume you knew that.) Anyway, we decided to expand things a bit to include, well, everything together. The result: essentially a satire on all rankings. Here's how it works - sort of: Our voters come up with a weekly Top 25 which


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
1/6/2025 My daughter came home from her first semester at college. She was in our kitchen eager to make herself a healthy meal as part of a new wellness campaign to kick off 2026. Then she did something that really threw me for a loop–she cooked herself some Brussels sprouts. My response was utter disbelief and contempt. “I don’t even know you anymore!” For those of you who don’t know my eating preferences, number one on my list of hated foods is Brussels sprouts. They taste
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