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Kennesaw State Basketball - Updates and Humor by Keith Spillett
11/06/2026 The Kennesaw State Report Week 1: Splash Zone Ahead If you’ve never been to a concert featuring the heavy metal band GWAR, it’s something you owe yourself at least once. For the uninitiated, the band performs in outlandish alien costumes while decapitating, disemboweling and otherwise mutilating gigantic Muppet-like versions of politicians and other cultural icons. The ongoing massacre douses the audience with gallons of fake blood and whatever else leaks out of a


Davidson Men - Updates and More by Whit Henry
November 8, 2026 Every fall, the nation answers an age-old question. The question forces us to examine our very being. We wonder: who and what do we want to dominate our lives? What’s worth giving up in the pursuit of progress? Oh my goodness, do my relatives really see it that way? The question, of course, is: is there anything better than watching college basketball? No. The answer’s no. Oh, how I’ve missed this sport. Since the season ended on April 6th, I’ve lost my min


College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
11/6/2026 LSU’s Will Wade announced he’s back to dominate. He might. He just needs the NCAA to get rid of the rest of its rules. 11/2/2026 How important is college hoops to ESPN? Well, there was a full slate of games yesterday. And ESPN showed Monday Night Football. But if you turned to ESPN2 - you also saw Monday Night Football. 10/30/2026 The NCAA decided the first game this season will be near the Vatican, not in the Vatican. Good decision. Otherwise the money-grubbing NC


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
November 8, 2026 The Fightin' Texas Aggies completely crushed the Northern Kentucky Norse 104-67 last night, but the most humorous and surprising story from the game happened entirely behind the scenes. Northern KY (2-1) 67 Final Fri, Nov 6 104 Texas A&M (2-0) The 11th-Hour Legal Plot Twist The real comedic drama belonged to senior guard Rylan Griffen. Just last month, Griffen was legally ruled ineligible to play college basketball. Insiders and fans alike had accepted that


St. Bonaventure Women Hoops Updates - with Humor by Heidi Cabral
11/5/2026 Opening day for the Lady Bonnies was a successful one. They beat D'Youville 68-58. Bonnie's from every class pitched in for a great win to start the year. D'Youville was outscored by the the bench 33-3. None of the Ladies were stuck in their chairs and were solid producers, leading to a successful start to the season. Hope is reigning supreme in St Bonaventure! The Lady Bonnies will take on Mercyhurst next Wednesday. 2/3/2026 The Saint Bonaventure women defe


Villanova Wildcat Wit and Wisdom by Ascher Marks
November 2, 2026 Villanova fell to Notre Dame 74-72 in the college basketball tipoff game in Rome. It’s a big week for holy matchups. This Catholic school matchup Sunday morning, and then BYU heads to Utah this Saturday. With their 20 turnovers, the pressure of performing in the alum Pope’s backyard was a little too much for Nova. Tyler Perkins did his best with 18 points and five of the team’s 11 threes, but freshman Luigi Suigo was pretty underwhelming in his return to Ital


Domination Rankings Of Everything
DOMINATION RANKINGS OF EVERYTHING Click here to: VOTE Uh, Dave, what are we voting for. Well, we decided to expand the Domination Rankings of college basketball a bit to include - everything. The result: essentially a satire on all rankings. Here's how it works - sort of: Our voters come up with a weekly Top 25 which can be found by going to our TikTok page - or, yeah, by just scrolling below. Always nice to have options though. Again, If you'd like to be one of our voters


5 Reasons Why Your Team Will Win The 2026 NCAA Tournament
Georgia Bulldogs The Bulldogs lead the nation in fast-break points, averaging 20 per game, essentially turning every possession into a track meet. Sophomore sensation Kanon Catchings is a human microwave, headlining an offense that ranks 5th nationally with 90 points per game. He might be catching(s) fire at the right time. Coach Mike White has the most boring name in all of college basketball but his teams are fantastic to watch. He led UGA to a program-record 22 regular-s


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
3/23/2026 Two minutes and seventeen seconds into a 2 versus 15 game Iowa State lost their best overall player for possibly the entire tournament. What a buzz kill right off the bat. The band-aid was put on in a 108-74 victory over Tennessee State. Joshua Jefferson has been on crutches and is on the bench and it's infuriating to see. Next up Kentucky, and we’d love to see all the blabbermouths who love to see a blueblood program advance eat crow if the Cyclones win without Jos


THE DOMINATION RANKINGS
Definition of Domination Rankings : the ranking of all categories of college basketball - women, men, wheelchair, D1, D2, D3, NAIA, JUCO . . . - together (based on record, average margin of victory [AMOV], and a super secret formula) by the arguably insane folks at College Basketball Times as part of our non-profit mission of equality. Make sense? Uh, not really Dave. Then take a look below and I think you'll get it. And you might even get a few laughs. You mean the rankings
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