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5 Reasons Why Your Team Will Win The 2026 NCAA Tournament
Georgia Bulldogs The Bulldogs lead the nation in fast-break points, averaging 20 per game, essentially turning every possession into a track meet. Sophomore sensation Kanon Catchings is a human microwave, headlining an offense that ranks 5th nationally with 90 points per game. He might be catching(s) fire at the right time. Coach Mike White has the most boring name in all of college basketball but his teams are fantastic to watch. He led UGA to a program-record 22 regular-s


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
3/23/2026 Two minutes and seventeen seconds into a 2 versus 15 game Iowa State lost their best overall player for possibly the entire tournament. What a buzz kill right off the bat. The band-aid was put on in a 108-74 victory over Tennessee State. Joshua Jefferson has been on crutches and is on the bench and it's infuriating to see. Next up Kentucky, and we’d love to see all the blabbermouths who love to see a blueblood program advance eat crow if the Cyclones win without Jos


College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
3/17/2026 Wife: How many more hours are you going to spend on those damn brackets? Me: Depends. How many more hours till tip off? 3/13/2026 Let's get one thing straight: Sunday should never be referred to as Oscars Night. Happy Selection Sunday to all, and to all a good Tournament. 3/9/2026 Furman has made the NCAA Tournament. Yet all you hear about is Batman, Superman and Spiderman. 3/6/2026 Cal State Bakersfield suspended an assistant coach for “moonlighting as a pimp.” I’


Domination Rankings Of Everything
DOMINATION RANKINGS OF EVERYTHING If you'd like to be one of our voters, just click here: VOTE Uh, Dave, what are we voting for. Well, we decided to expand the Domination Rankings of college basketball a bit to include - everything. The result: essentially a satire on all rankings. Here's how it works - sort of: Our voters come up with a weekly Top 25 which can be found by going to our TikTok page - or, yeah, by just scrolling below. Always nice to have options though. A


Davidson Men - Updates and More by Whit Henry
3/15/2026 Many people say, “Comparison is the thief of joy.” These people are losers. Comparison can absolutely be the giver of joy, provided you are winning the comparison. For instance, it was dreary, freezing, and snowing as I left Maine last week. This week, it was warm and sunny in North Carolina, and my afternoons were filled playing spikeball shirtless and getting a good tan. This experience was incredibly amplified by the comparison to the previous conditions up North


TCU Men’s Updates - with a Few Laughs from Mason deLisser
3/16/2026 It was conference tourney time, and TCU was finally in a good spot for it, heading in after being lumped in with the five teams ahead of them as the ones that could win it all. It felt nice to be included, but the win against an injured top-10 Texas Tech somewhat forced the media to come to this conclusion. Kind of like when Mom forces your older brother to let you hang out with his way cooler friends. Nevertheless, the Frogs had a strong first outing against Ok


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
3/13/2026 One of my favorite commercials is the GEICO commercial when Caleb the Camel strolls through an office asking people what day it is, knowing full well that it’s Wednesday. “Mike Mike Mike Mike MIke, what day is it Mike?” “Hump Dayyyyy!!!!!!!” Hilarity ensues. Illinois Coach Brad Underwood can relate. The hump is where he exists. Every single day is now “hump day” for him. Can he ever get over the hump, or will he be followed by the proverbial camel mocking him for


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
3/13/2026 Last night’s SEC Tournament clash in Nashville was exactly what a house divided needs: a completely lopsided blowout that ensures at least one of you won't want to talk about sports until breakfast. While the Aggies had taken both regular-season matchups, the Sooners decided that "third time’s a charm" was more than just a cliché—it was a survival tactic. Here is a breakdown of the 83–63 Sooner "ass-whOUping" that has surely made your morning coffee taste a little m


Notre Dame Updates - and Some Levity from Rick Condon
2/16/2026 Notre Dame stopped a 5 game losing skid with an 89-74 win over Georgia Tech on Saturday in South Bend, IN. It was Valentine’s Day and I need to steal a line from the write up on the school’s website on the game. They led with “nothing but love and buckets from Cole Certa” (lol) who went off for 37 points including seven made three point shots. The Irish played without breakout freshman star, Jalen Haralson, who sprained his ankle in the previous game against SMU. BT


Duke Update - with Laughs - by Robb Hellwig
1/22/2026 Duke pulled off two wins against Louisville and SMU, going down early in both games before regaining its composure and pulling out wins. After trailing by 9 at the half, Duke came out swinging in the second half, outscoring Louisville 46-26 in the second half. Duke clamped down on defense, and Caleb Foster had perhaps his best game at Duke, dominating on drives to the basket in the second half and scoring 20 points. Cameron Boozer and Isiah Evans had strong offen


UK Latest and Laughs - Brought to You by Kevin Florenz
1/18/2026 The ‘Cats started the SEC slate with a very rough first half vs ‘Bama, trailing by 16 at the break, and were unable to rally in a 15 point loss. Otega Oweh led UK with 22 points in 36 minutes. Jaland Lowe chipped in 21 off the bench but they were unable to get any help slowing down Aden Holloway and his 26 for the Crimson Tide. After the opening defeat at the hands of the Tide, UK still in search of some consistent performance and rotation, lost at home to Missouri
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