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Florida State Basketball Facts and Funny by Eli Gaslowitz
11/9/2028 Florida State Basketball Report Week 1: Seminoles Start Strong Florida State basketball is off to a strong start in the opening week of the college basketball season, and there's plenty for Seminole fans to be excited about. With head coach Luke Loucks entering his second season at the helm, this new-look FSU squad has already shown flashes of its potential, picking up two convincing victories over Florida A&M and Troy. The Seminoles opened their season against cros


High Point Hoops Highs and Lows by Alex Schwartz
11/9/2026 24 Hour Tip Off - Rock Hill, SC (11/2/2026) One of the unique experiences High Point University has offered students was the opportunity to travel to Rock Hill, South Carolina, to support our basketball team during its season tip-off game against Liberty University. This game was especially unique as it was a midnight game. This is the first time in years that High Point University has had the opportunity to be included in the 24 hour tipoff. The University chartere


Kennesaw State Basketball - Updates and Humor by Keith Spillett
11/06/2026 The Kennesaw State Report Week 1: Splash Zone Ahead If you’ve never been to a concert featuring the heavy metal band GWAR, it’s something you owe yourself at least once. For the uninitiated, the band performs in outlandish alien costumes while decapitating, disemboweling and otherwise mutilating gigantic Muppet-like versions of politicians and other cultural icons. The ongoing massacre douses the audience with gallons of fake blood and whatever else leaks out of a


Davidson Men - Updates and More by Whit Henry
November 8, 2026 Every fall, the nation answers an age-old question. The question forces us to examine our very being. We wonder: who and what do we want to dominate our lives? What’s worth giving up in the pursuit of progress? Oh my goodness, do my relatives really see it that way? The question, of course, is: is there anything better than watching college basketball? No. The answer’s no. Oh, how I’ve missed this sport. Since the season ended on April 6th, I’ve lost my min


College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
11/6/2026 LSU’s Will Wade announced he’s back to dominate. He might. He just needs the NCAA to get rid of the rest of its rules. 11/2/2026 How important is college hoops to ESPN? Well, there was a full slate of games yesterday. And ESPN showed Monday Night Football. But if you turned to ESPN2 - you also saw Monday Night Football. 10/30/2026 The NCAA decided the first game this season will be near the Vatican, not in the Vatican. Good decision. Otherwise the money-grubbing NC


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
November 8, 2026 The Fightin' Texas Aggies completely crushed the Northern Kentucky Norse 104-67 last night, but the most humorous and surprising story from the game happened entirely behind the scenes. Northern KY (2-1) 67 Final Fri, Nov 6 104 Texas A&M (2-0) The 11th-Hour Legal Plot Twist The real comedic drama belonged to senior guard Rylan Griffen. Just last month, Griffen was legally ruled ineligible to play college basketball. Insiders and fans alike had accepted that


St. Bonaventure Women Hoops Updates - with Humor by Heidi Cabral
11/5/2026 Opening day for the Lady Bonnies was a successful one. They beat D'Youville 68-58. Bonnie's from every class pitched in for a great win to start the year. D'Youville was outscored by the the bench 33-3. None of the Ladies were stuck in their chairs and were solid producers, leading to a successful start to the season. Hope is reigning supreme in St Bonaventure! The Lady Bonnies will take on Mercyhurst next Wednesday. 2/3/2026 The Saint Bonaventure women defe


Villanova Wildcat Wit and Wisdom by Ascher Marks
November 2, 2026 Villanova fell to Notre Dame 74-72 in the college basketball tipoff game in Rome. It’s a big week for holy matchups. This Catholic school matchup Sunday morning, and then BYU heads to Utah this Saturday. With their 20 turnovers, the pressure of performing in the alum Pope’s backyard was a little too much for Nova. Tyler Perkins did his best with 18 points and five of the team’s 11 threes, but freshman Luigi Suigo was pretty underwhelming in his return to Ital


Domination Rankings Of Everything
DOMINATION RANKINGS OF EVERYTHING Click here to: VOTE Uh, Dave, what are we voting for. Well, we decided to expand the Domination Rankings of college basketball a bit to include - everything. The result: essentially a satire on all rankings. Here's how it works - sort of: Our voters come up with a weekly Top 25 which can be found by going to our TikTok page - or, yeah, by just scrolling below. Always nice to have options though. Again, If you'd like to be one of our voters


5 Reasons Why Your Team Will Win The 2026 NCAA Tournament
Georgia Bulldogs The Bulldogs lead the nation in fast-break points, averaging 20 per game, essentially turning every possession into a track meet. Sophomore sensation Kanon Catchings is a human microwave, headlining an offense that ranks 5th nationally with 90 points per game. He might be catching(s) fire at the right time. Coach Mike White has the most boring name in all of college basketball but his teams are fantastic to watch. He led UGA to a program-record 22 regular-s


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
3/23/2026 Two minutes and seventeen seconds into a 2 versus 15 game Iowa State lost their best overall player for possibly the entire tournament. What a buzz kill right off the bat. The band-aid was put on in a 108-74 victory over Tennessee State. Joshua Jefferson has been on crutches and is on the bench and it's infuriating to see. Next up Kentucky, and we’d love to see all the blabbermouths who love to see a blueblood program advance eat crow if the Cyclones win without Jos


THE DOMINATION RANKINGS
Definition of Domination Rankings : the ranking of all categories of college basketball - women, men, wheelchair, D1, D2, D3, NAIA, JUCO . . . - together (based on record, average margin of victory [AMOV], and a super secret formula) by the arguably insane folks at College Basketball Times as part of our non-profit mission of equality. Make sense? Uh, not really Dave. Then take a look below and I think you'll get it. And you might even get a few laughs. You mean the rankings


Refrigeration Domination Rankings Of Everything - 1 min Videos
Click HERE - for one minute videos of Dave and the rankings and his fridge. Why? Did we not mention you will see Dave AND the rankings AND his fridge?


TCU Men’s Updates - with a Few Laughs from Mason deLisser
3/16/2026 It was conference tourney time, and TCU was finally in a good spot for it, heading in after being lumped in with the five teams ahead of them as the ones that could win it all. It felt nice to be included, but the win against an injured top-10 Texas Tech somewhat forced the media to come to this conclusion. Kind of like when Mom forces your older brother to let you hang out with his way cooler friends. Nevertheless, the Frogs had a strong first outing against Ok


Domination Rankings - D1 Men
We at College Basketball Times have decided to take our somewhat successful Domination Rankings concept (ranking together all categories: women, men, wheelchair, D1, D2, D3, NAIA, JUCO . . . .) and apply it to just D1 Men. Uh Dave, doesn't that seem to completely contrary to the purpose of the Domination Rankings and CBT's non-profit mission of equality? Well, we also decided to add a brand new purpose to our mission - providing something our readers actually ask for. So you


Davidson Women Update with "Whit"
3/9/2026 This column has been killing me. It’s now Monday at 7:09 PM, and I was supposed to submit this to my boss on Sunday afternoon. I’ve tried numerous openings, given up my phone, and locked myself away in my room, but I just can’t write about the Davidson season ending. Every word hurts to type. My ow heart ow bleeds ow a ow little ow just ow explaining ow what ow happened. Anyone else out there nervous I was going to keep that up the entire article? My boss s


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
3/13/2026 One of my favorite commercials is the GEICO commercial when Caleb the Camel strolls through an office asking people what day it is, knowing full well that it’s Wednesday. “Mike Mike Mike Mike MIke, what day is it Mike?” “Hump Dayyyyy!!!!!!!” Hilarity ensues. Illinois Coach Brad Underwood can relate. The hump is where he exists. Every single day is now “hump day” for him. Can he ever get over the hump, or will he be followed by the proverbial camel mocking him for


Creighton Basketball Insights and Humor by Keith Spillett
3/8/2026 In League With Creighton Week 17: The “How The East Was Won” Edition Thanks to the Creighton security staff and a few overly exuberant fans, I spent most of this week recovering from the physical toll of daring to check myself into a game (see previous column). I’m halfway certain that Owen Freeman was one of the people who kicked me while my spleen was doing its best impression of a Gallagher prop, but since he didn't appear on the injury report with a broken toe, I


UNC-Greensboro Basketball - Learn and Laugh with Keith Spillett
3/10/2026 The UNC Greensboro Report Week 17: The “When It’s All Been Said and Done…” Edition It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Some days felt like passing a kidney stone; others felt like walking on air. Sometimes they were the windshield, and sometimes they were the bug. But for better or worse, the UNC Greensboro men’s basketball team closed out the season on Sunday with a tough semi-final loss to Furman. From the outside, it probably looks like just anot


Richmond Women's Hoops - Spider Bites and Bits by Joe Cunningham
2/28/2026 The last game of the regular season has come and gone. Last but not least. Richmond needed this game to be in the at large bid conversation for the NCAA tournament. Maggie Doogan performed near her hometown at St.Joes and scored 35 points with 40 friends and family attending. The ladies won 72-61 and locked up a 3 seed in the A10 tournament. It's officially March Madness! 2/15/2026 The 2nd place Spiders continued their winning ways in what was considered a trap ga
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