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College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
11/6/2026 LSU’s Will Wade announced he’s back to dominate. He might. He just needs the NCAA to get rid of the rest of its rules. 11/2/2026 How important is college hoops to ESPN? Well, there was a full slate of games yesterday. And ESPN showed Monday Night Football. But if you turned to ESPN2 - you also saw Monday Night Football. 10/30/2026 The NCAA decided the first game this season will be near the Vatican, not in the Vatican. Good decision. Otherwise the money-grubbing NC


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
November 8, 2026 The Fightin' Texas Aggies completely crushed the Northern Kentucky Norse 104-67 last night, but the most humorous and surprising story from the game happened entirely behind the scenes. Northern KY (2-1) 67 Final Fri, Nov 6 104 Texas A&M (2-0) The 11th-Hour Legal Plot Twist The real comedic drama belonged to senior guard Rylan Griffen. Just last month, Griffen was legally ruled ineligible to play college basketball. Insiders and fans alike had accepted that


Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
3/23/2026 Two minutes and seventeen seconds into a 2 versus 15 game Iowa State lost their best overall player for possibly the entire tournament. What a buzz kill right off the bat. The band-aid was put on in a 108-74 victory over Tennessee State. Joshua Jefferson has been on crutches and is on the bench and it's infuriating to see. Next up Kentucky, and we’d love to see all the blabbermouths who love to see a blueblood program advance eat crow if the Cyclones win without Jos


Davidson Women Update with "Whit"
3/9/2026 This column has been killing me. It’s now Monday at 7:09 PM, and I was supposed to submit this to my boss on Sunday afternoon. I’ve tried numerous openings, given up my phone, and locked myself away in my room, but I just can’t write about the Davidson season ending. Every word hurts to type. My ow heart ow bleeds ow a ow little ow just ow explaining ow what ow happened. Anyone else out there nervous I was going to keep that up the entire article? My boss s


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
3/13/2026 One of my favorite commercials is the GEICO commercial when Caleb the Camel strolls through an office asking people what day it is, knowing full well that it’s Wednesday. “Mike Mike Mike Mike MIke, what day is it Mike?” “Hump Dayyyyy!!!!!!!” Hilarity ensues. Illinois Coach Brad Underwood can relate. The hump is where he exists. Every single day is now “hump day” for him. Can he ever get over the hump, or will he be followed by the proverbial camel mocking him for


PC - the Latest and Laughs by Mike Rusconi
2/1/2026 I am sure everyone has noticed that there have been no PC updates recently. It has taken a while to recover from the Friars first loss to UConn, where they had a commanding double-digit lead, then blew it in dramatic fashion. As I watched I wondered to myself, even when they were up fifteen, how will they blow this? Turns out one player decided to set up a wide open layup under the hoop and then steal the ball from his teammate, by accident, and knock it out of b
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