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Iowa State Basketball Update - Humor and Haar
3/23/2026 Two minutes and seventeen seconds into a 2 versus 15 game Iowa State lost their best overall player for possibly the entire tournament. What a buzz kill right off the bat. The band-aid was put on in a 108-74 victory over Tennessee State. Joshua Jefferson has been on crutches and is on the bench and it's infuriating to see. Next up Kentucky, and we’d love to see all the blabbermouths who love to see a blueblood program advance eat crow if the Cyclones win without Jos


Davidson Women Update with "Whit"
3/9/2026 This column has been killing me. It’s now Monday at 7:09 PM, and I was supposed to submit this to my boss on Sunday afternoon. I’ve tried numerous openings, given up my phone, and locked myself away in my room, but I just can’t write about the Davidson season ending. Every word hurts to type. My ow heart ow bleeds ow a ow little ow just ow explaining ow what ow happened. Anyone else out there nervous I was going to keep that up the entire article? My boss s


Illinois Latest - Facts and Funnies From Mike Hurley
3/13/2026 One of my favorite commercials is the GEICO commercial when Caleb the Camel strolls through an office asking people what day it is, knowing full well that it’s Wednesday. “Mike Mike Mike Mike MIke, what day is it Mike?” “Hump Dayyyyy!!!!!!!” Hilarity ensues. Illinois Coach Brad Underwood can relate. The hump is where he exists. Every single day is now “hump day” for him. Can he ever get over the hump, or will he be followed by the proverbial camel mocking him for


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
3/13/2026 Last night’s SEC Tournament clash in Nashville was exactly what a house divided needs: a completely lopsided blowout that ensures at least one of you won't want to talk about sports until breakfast. While the Aggies had taken both regular-season matchups, the Sooners decided that "third time’s a charm" was more than just a cliché—it was a survival tactic. Here is a breakdown of the 83–63 Sooner "ass-whOUping" that has surely made your morning coffee taste a little m


PC - the Latest and Laughs by Mike Rusconi
2/1/2026 I am sure everyone has noticed that there have been no PC updates recently. It has taken a while to recover from the Friars first loss to UConn, where they had a commanding double-digit lead, then blew it in dramatic fashion. As I watched I wondered to myself, even when they were up fifteen, how will they blow this? Turns out one player decided to set up a wide open layup under the hoop and then steal the ball from his teammate, by accident, and knock it out of b
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