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College Hoops Updates - in Jokes - by Dave Barend
11/6/2026 LSU’s Will Wade announced he’s back to dominate. He might. He just needs the NCAA to get rid of the rest of its rules. 11/2/2026 How important is college hoops to ESPN? Well, there was a full slate of games yesterday. And ESPN showed Monday Night Football. But if you turned to ESPN2 - you also saw Monday Night Football. 10/30/2026 The NCAA decided the first game this season will be near the Vatican, not in the Vatican. Good decision. Otherwise the money-grubbing NC


Texas A & M Basketball - Gig'em with Bo Swayze
November 8, 2026 The Fightin' Texas Aggies completely crushed the Northern Kentucky Norse 104-67 last night, but the most humorous and surprising story from the game happened entirely behind the scenes. Northern KY (2-1) 67 Final Fri, Nov 6 104 Texas A&M (2-0) The 11th-Hour Legal Plot Twist The real comedic drama belonged to senior guard Rylan Griffen. Just last month, Griffen was legally ruled ineligible to play college basketball. Insiders and fans alike had accepted that


Davidson Women Update with "Whit"
3/9/2026 This column has been killing me. It’s now Monday at 7:09 PM, and I was supposed to submit this to my boss on Sunday afternoon. I’ve tried numerous openings, given up my phone, and locked myself away in my room, but I just can’t write about the Davidson season ending. Every word hurts to type. My ow heart ow bleeds ow a ow little ow just ow explaining ow what ow happened. Anyone else out there nervous I was going to keep that up the entire article? My boss s


Duke Update - with Laughs - by Robb Hellwig
1/22/2026 Duke pulled off two wins against Louisville and SMU, going down early in both games before regaining its composure and pulling out wins. After trailing by 9 at the half, Duke came out swinging in the second half, outscoring Louisville 46-26 in the second half. Duke clamped down on defense, and Caleb Foster had perhaps his best game at Duke, dominating on drives to the basket in the second half and scoring 20 points. Cameron Boozer and Isiah Evans had strong offen
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