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American will Win the NCAA Tournament - Reasons Why By Eli Barsoum

  • Writer: Eli Barsoum
    Eli Barsoum
  • Mar 7
  • 1 min read


  • The Eagles wiped the floor with the Navy Midshipmen in the Patriot League Championship on Wednesday. And sure, the Navy had a losing record, but who’s to say that they’re not on the same level as, like… Auburn? Until proven otherwise, we’re going with it.


  • More likely than not, American U will end up a 16 seed in the tournament. Pulling off an upset seems impossible, but hey, UMBC and FDU have proved it can be done, so why not the Eagles?


  • Elijah Stephens, starting guard for the Eagles, could go on a hot streak and carry the Eagles all the way. Yeah, he’s like a foot shorter than the average men’s college basketball player, but who knows, he might develop a 6 foot vertical in the next few days.


  • The opponents of the Eagles will be too busy Googling where American University is to focus on the game itself. Once they figure out they’re coming from D.C. the opponents will probably realize that they can’t beat a team that is constantly surrounded by the ruthless politicians in our government that play mind games for a living.


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