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DAVE BAREND
-College Hoops Humor-
Humor Columnist for Basketball Times
Co-Author "Things That Might Annoy..." joke book series
Lindy's Humor Writer
Written for McSweeny's and Weekly Humorist
Mental Strength For The College Hoops Fan
"I need help.” Those were the first words I uttered to famed sports psychologist Dr. Stuart Singer. You might have seen his ESPN...
EVERYONE IS DEFINITELY WRONG ABOUT HAMLINE LOSING FIRST GAME (I Think)
BREAKING NEWS: In 1895 Hamline College . . . “Uh, Dave. Isn’t there something about 1895 that’s inconsistent with “BREAKING NEWS?” I’m...
HISTORY OF THE WORLD OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL - PART 1
Rectal anesthesia. What? You didn’t expect this to start with rectal anesthesia? See there’s a rule of humor writing that says never miss...
Should Dick Vitale Be President?
"Daddy, you should vote for the M&M guy for President." Welcome to the mind of a little girl. As an occasionally decent dad, I decided to...
Some Love For CUNY's Errol Samuels
Not another one of those. I can’t take it. Uh, Dave? Ok, allow me to explain. As editor-in-chief of College Basketball Times, I’m forced...
No Basketball Times? What Now?
A few months ago, my wife found me keeled over writhing in pain. Anticipating sympathy, instead I got, “Are you now going to do this...
Praying For College Hoops
While lying motionless on my basement floor, I felt my wife’s shoe nudging me, not so softly. After lifting a pillow off my face, she...
How To Make It As A College Hoops Humor Writer (Seriously, How?)
Warning: This isn't your ordinary "How to" piece. Those have something helpful - answers. But I honestly don’t know what constitutes...
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