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CAA: Full Conference Update - and Chuckles by Steve Hiegel
3/9/2025 Campbell finished at 10-8 in conference play and ended their season with a loss in the 2nd Round of the CAA Conference...


Pitt Hoops - with Humor by Mark Maradei
3/7/2025 In what was once a promising season went so south they may not be allowed to get back into the country based on current rules....


BC Updates - Facts and Laughs From Sadie Barend
3/2/2025 In Defense of the BC Men’s Basketball Team Yes, I’m doing the impossible - defending the BC Men’s Basketball Team. This has...


Florida Updates - Lots of Facts with a Little Funny by Tyler Brodie
3/3/2025 The disrespect is next level. Going down to number 5 after a loss to Georgia is unacceptable. It's not like I want the Gators to...


SUNY Old Westbury Women - Updates with a Little Humor by Andrew Connell
3/2/2025 The Panthers wrapped up their season with a loss against York College. As they say, all good things must come to an end. So must...


Emory Basketball Latest and Laughs by Eli Gaslowitz
3/1/2025 The end of the regular season is near for the Emory Eagles with one game left, but let's recap last week's action. Emory had...


Maryland Basketball Updates - with the Comedic Stylings of Paul Joseph
2/23/2025 The Terps Undefeated Week of Dominance Your ranked Maryland Terrapins men's basketball team has been on a tear this week,...


Richmond Men's Latest - with Laughs - by Joe Cunningham
2/16/2025 The Spiders owned the role as the closer on Valentines day weekend of all days. Up 6 with under 3 minutes to go, they held on...


Marietta Men's Update (Facts and Funny) by Mark Hoover
1/23/2025 The Marietta College Pioneer men’s basketball team has hit a rough patch, having lost 3 of their last 5 in OAC play. Lead by...


Washington Hoops with Wit and Humor - by Dave Moore
1/19/2025 The Huskies men’s basketball team began the week with a 75-91 loss to # 24 Michigan. Then on Wednesday we lost to #17 Purdue. ...


Penn Women Latest - with Laughs by David Yas
1/11/2025 Penn fell to Ivy League foe Columbia 74-59 including a second half collapse where the Quakers were outscored 46-30. The Penn PR...


Penn Men Updates and Laughs - Courtesy of David Yas
1/11/2025 Pennathletics.com reported that "The University of Pennsylvania men's basketball team jumps into Ivy League play this weekend,...


South Carolina Women Updates - with the Comedic Stylings of Ally Montgomery
1/5/2025 The South Carolina Gamecocks women’s basketball team secured a win in the SEC opener with a final score of 83-49 against Miss…. ...


Nova Southeastern Basketball - Updates And More by Ally Montgomery
1/5/2025 Nova Southeastern men’s team secured a win against Eckard with a final score of 113-74. Nova had 7 players score in the double...


Wazzu Hoops - with Humor by Shawn O'Neal
12/22/2024 Washington State’s new coach David Riley might not win West Coast Conference Coach of the Year — though he might — but will...


Should Dick Vitale Be President?
"Daddy, you should vote for the M&M guy for President." Welcome to the mind of a little girl. As an occasionally decent dad, I decided to...


Domination Rankings "All Divisions" - 1/24-12/24
12/30/2024 - DOMINATION RANKINGS - All Divisions Combined Real Rankings, Real Jokes, Really TOP 25 - (AMOV = Average Margin Of Victory)...


Albany Update- Some Facts and Some Funny
The University at Albany men’s basketball program opened its 2024-25 season on Monday, November 4, with a 67-59 loss at Army’s Christl...


Syracuse Women - Updates with Humor by Rich Tucker
11/23/24 The women's basketball team went to the dogs last week, losing at home to the Albany Great Danes. Even worse, head coach Felisha...


10 Reasons to Watch Fairfield Women's Basketball in 2024-2025
1) Can the Stags give an encore? Fairfield racked up the most remarkable season in program history. They won 31 games, 29 in a row, the...
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